Grand Crayon 

The 96-crayon box made by Crayola. This size box is usually bought by parents whose child is yelling because they love coloring.

One parent to another: "We had to buy the Grand Crayon because Susie thinks she is in love with her coloring books."

Grand Crayon by geniusonwheels February 3, 2009

Grand Prix GTP 

A V6 Supercharged car that eats V8's for lunch, especially Mustangs.

My GTP just smoked another 5.0 Rustang!

Grand Prix GTP by GothicGP May 11, 2003

Grand Avenue Bowling 

A recreational sport played by those who drive through West Coconut Grove (Miami), Florida. The object of the game is to avoid those people who place themselves in the middle of Grand Avenue as living bowling pins. They do this for one of two reasons a) they are looking to reap the benefit of an insurance claim or b) are high on crack.

The sport is almost always played after sunset and a participant must take caution while driving Grand Avenue as the pins tend to blend into the night. Special attention must be made during the bonus rounds when residents of the neighborhood take to their bicycles.

Your driving down the road, a black crack head drops out of the dark, you swerve to avoid him but ‘POW’ you've made contact and have just played Grand Avenue Bowling.

Grand Avenue Bowling by Sam B. L. April 4, 2007

grand petty theft 

the act of stealing a large amount of inexpensive things

Johnny stole 5,000 Baby Ruth bars last night--that's a grand petty theft if I've ever seen one!

grand petty theft by papa lech March 2, 2010

Grand forks, North Dakota 

A town full of drama where everyone talks crap about people, but no one says it to their face.

"did you hear about all the crap Fritz said about Brandon?"
"yeah, but he'll never say it to his face because he's from Grand Forks, North Dakota "

Grand forks, North Dakota by Troll2017 December 20, 2017

Grand Wizard 

The leader of the klan

Mrs. Kauffman is the grand wizard

Grand Wizard by BickDickHonkers October 20, 2018

Grand Mall Seizur

Grand Mall Seizure
noun
1 a sudden attack of ones wrist causing exuberant amounts of credit card transactions at the mall.

Honey? Please don"t be upset our credit cards are maxed. I had another "Grand Mall Seizur".

Grand Mall Seizur by Taykit June 21, 2019