Godot 

nothing, or the wait for something that is never going to happen

i'm waiting for godot

Godot by audio08 March 22, 2003

Gordon Ramsay 

British chef who will go postal on yo ass if you fuck up in the kitchen and will call you a donkey.

Chef 1: "I burned the beef wellingtons chef"
Gordon Ramsay: "Piss off you donkey"

Gordon Ramsay by jackinahole44 February 19, 2010

Gordon Freeman 

Noun.

The main character of the Half Life video game series. He has a PhD in Theoretical Physics, wears thick glasses and can kick your and anyone elses ass without so much as breaking a sweat. He never talks, and doesn't need to, because he lets the high-caliber bullets careening into your chest do the talking for him.

After his first outing in HL1, Dr. Freeman had to escort and save a hot piece of ass named Alyx Vance, and also save the world and all that shit.

Dr. Freeman is the epitome of badassery. He is the perfect example of an awesome fictional character. He is Gordon Freeman. He will kick your ass.

Holy shit guy, it's Gordon Freeman! There's waaay too much badassness in this fuckin' room man! (explodes)

Gordon Freeman by BGE July 20, 2008

Gord Downie 

The most insane, hyper, and awesome musician of all times
Lead singer for the Tragically Hip

Cousin: hey stop using your gord downie voice with me

Gord Downie by el torped0 July 7, 2008

queen of gondor

Giving a handjob while being shit on

Man, I was so drunk, I gave my buddy Dusty a Queen of Gondor.

queen of gondor by GondorResident May 19, 2018

tom gordon 

1. A major league pitcher who tends to throw fastballs the size of beachballs to batters who normally can't hit their own weight. The batter then pulverizes the pitch and looks like Babe Ruth.

2. Someone who you cannot trust to do the easiest task known to the human race.

3. A name given to a person who tends to ruin the game for everyone.

Fred: Wow it looks like we are gonna win this game!
Tom: Uh oh! Here comes Tom Gordon, we are fucked!
Fred: Good point.

Jeff: Damn this is a really good game! I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.
Bob: Uh oh! Here comes Tom Gordon.
Jeff: Lets get the fuck out of here!

Randy: You know I never knew how easy it was to breathe.
Tommy: Yeah but not if you are Tom Gordon!

tom gordon by shrecker March 31, 2008

dylan gordon 

A holy vape goddess whom'st've rips obese clouds

Mom: Give me your vape device, you cannot use it any more.
Son: No mom, I strive to be a Dylan Gordon!
Mom: Fair explanation...

dylan gordon by Dylan Gordon May 16, 2018