Goobug

A Goobug is a lean, fast and stealthlike creature who is full of imagination, piss, and vinegar, and who if left alone too long will become completely nocturnal and live off of flaming hot Cheetos and water.

Shiznit! I woke up to a mess downstairs and small orange handprints all over the wall, I think a Goobug snuck into our house again!

by Goobuglover August 25, 2011

googutz

Something that my grandma always calls me... it is most likely Italian.

"You're a googutz!"

by zxcraous February 11, 2014

Goobus

A huge idiot
Variation of a "Goof"

You can't sit with us, you goobus

by Caitlinsara May 30, 2018

goobusted

had sexual intercourse with

I goobusted that bitch.
I was goobusted by that bastard.

by Alex Mixon September 6, 2004

googus

a penis. The male reproductive organ.

I gashmogied her gaflabity with my googus.

by J. Masta Flex May 6, 2006

goofut

A colloquial term from Bangalore
used to describe a moron.
could be used to address a friend, a greeting.

Hey Goofut!, where were you?
He is a big goofut!

by Eshwar September 18, 2008

Goofundum

When an extremely attractive female/male, is in a relationship with a very goofy or unattractive male/female. Commonly referred to as "out of one's league."

This word and definition combo was invented back in 2002. We were at Virginia Beach, hanging out. We noticed that all of the attractive females, were with very goofy/unattractive men. At this time, the men were carrying a pizza, which apparently helped them out. This definition has since evolved, as the lesser attractive of the two people now do not necessarily have a pizza with them.

Person A "How did Kim end up with Johnny? She is so hot, and look at him!"

Person B "Yep, that's goofundum at its finest!"

by Jund3r December 19, 2012