gomer tube

A reference to a tampon. In a sense, it's a codeword for a male to comfortably talk to other males about tampons in the presence of a female.

Don't ever look in a woman's purse, or else you'll encounter many gomer tubes.

by andrewProgrammer June 18, 2011

Gomer

I'm pretty sure I called him a Gomer. A gomer is an "old retard." Or an old person who's basically a vegetable.

Hym "Hey, I try to call everyone a retard equally. But gomer is a good way to mix it up."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2025

Gomer

A fun-loving character who means well but unintentionally wreaks havoc wherever they go. They’re often the source of chaos with the purest of hearts—leaving a trail of hilarious messes, but loved all the more for it.

Alex showed up to help organize the fundraiser, knocked over the prize table, set off the sprinklers, and still somehow made everyone laugh and raised $500.
“Total Gomer move.”

by Zodiemionick July 21, 2025

Gomer

Another word for someone who acts gay. Generally the person is not gay but they act in a certain way that makes it appear they are attracted to the same sex.

Look at the way that dude is talking, he looks like such a gomer.

by NobNoggen April 6, 2024

Gomer Pile

A pile of people clothed and naked that get drunk or drugged up and end up having sex each other. This was a French Orgy that were started by Harlots of different Cultures that are Sexually Active!

Where is the next Gomer Pile going be held at?

by HadassahS September 27, 2025