goff

A word generally used by chavs who use the word "goff" to attempt to insult anyone who may be wearing one or more items of black clothing (either that or someone who isn't dripping in Elizabeth Duke gold plated jewellery, fake sports labels and burberry).

(A "goff" walks past a group of chavs outside McDonalds. "Goff" keeps his/her eyes down and keeps walking)
Chav 1: What yous looking at?
Chav 2: You wanna make something of that, you dirty little goff.
("goff" keeps walking - chavs lose interest)

by One is is called a goff February 7, 2005

goffel

A person of mixed race, usually black and white, but it could be any other colour with white. Origins in Zimbabwe where there are neighbourhoods heavily populated with goffels, such as Barham Green in Bulawayo.

I was attacked by one of those BG Goffels at the club last night!

by Mr Gus January 28, 2007

Goofy

A person who is weird in the cute way. Usually a female.

A goofy person will always surprise you.

Him: Your so goofy!
Her: giggles and says, I know!!!

by Squishybish May 30, 2019

Goofy Granny

A wrinkly old witch with enormous gnashers. This foul specimen is so physically repugnant that only a porky, boring security guard will have anything to do with it. Goofy and Porky walk around wearing shades, thinking they're young and trendy whereas really they're a pair of tedious pensioners addicted to garlic bread.

Is there anyone in the world ugly enough to go out with the Porky Scotcher?

Yep. Goofy Granny. She's one ugly bitch.

Excellent choice, sir. The two ugliest, most tedious individuals on Earth.

by Lumpbag May 29, 2009

goofy ahh uncle

someone who is stupid ahh hell and someones uncle who touches kids

DaJamal: Here go my goofy ahh uncle again yahurr...
LeJamal: ah hell nahh bruh...
LeUncle: LeCapalot how dat butt comin along?

by long head ahh duude December 5, 2022

goofy ahh

another way of saying “dumb” or representing cartoon sounds

Girl A: oh em gee, *starts singing we don’t talk about bruno*
Guy F: shut yo goofy ahh the fuck up

by uh ok how about naegi April 7, 2022

goff

see gawth ;

An label used by ignorant people to taunt, and stereotype others of the teenage media gothic subculture

"GOFF!!"

"Dont talk to me you goff."

by Zigg Crow September 7, 2004