Grandmother i'd like to fuck simular to a mother i'd like to fuck but must be her mother, must be over 60 looks not important, as are teeth, tits and wrinkles , fav places for picking up a GILTF bingo, bridge club, cruise ships, care homes and other such places, oh and bring so lub these bitches are as dry as an arabs sandle
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When making decisions about corporate direction, it is always best to do the 'Sam Gilbert thing', as opposed to the cowardly or reckless thing.
by Love Sam November 3, 2011
Get the Sam Gilbert mug.Handsome,sexy very very big down low and a sweet talker with a kind heart so you know he does good with the ladies. not too good with school but does enough to get by maybe a little more if hes bored but overall hes a cool guy who likes to hang out with lots of friends n talk to a different girl every day of the week. He is also an extremely great lover who no girl ever forgets or regrets
oh whos that guy?oh he's Gilbert,you know the guy who is big down low? hes really sweet you should get to know him i hear hes great in the sack.
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Never commits. Always texting or myspacing a new lady every minute. Always gives one or 2 word replys.
Never commits. Always texting or myspacing a new lady every minute. Always gives one or 2 word replys.
So i was dancing with Gilbert last night and he was totally texting some other girl when i tried having a conversation with him! He's such a dancefreak i walked away once and he was already dancing with my cousin!
by BettyLoveGood June 30, 2009
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by Aarononicus January 11, 2008
Get the The Gilbreath mug.A Gilf Hunter is a carnivorous predator indigenous to filthy run down sports bars. The Gilf Hunter searches for his prey with a hawklike glare which puts a chill down your spine. The main staple of his diet are 50+ year old biker chicks with 4-6 teeth, horse hair, and a girth to rival the infamous BT Lee. His only natural enemies in the wild, are pseudo-intellectual red-headed fat ugly girls, who swear they are only virgins because they are waiting untill college is over so they can concentrate on school. The Paradox is, that although they must make excuses for their permanent virginity, they have already been violated savagly by the Gilf Hunter which fuels their eternal quest for the love and effection that he so wrongfully denied them. Another mystery which surrounds the ever-elusive Gilf Hunter is how he graduated from high school, took almost three years off, is in his 3 year of college and is still only 17 years old.
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