gauntlet

1) A leather glove with studs, used for punching, slapping, or setting challenges. In the days of old when knights were bold, a gauntlet would be thrown on the floor as a challenge. If someone picked up the gauntlet, they would accept the challenge of competition in 2)

2) A jousting competition, whereby knights on horseback would have 5 lances to attack eachother with, and one broadsword. They would wear the colours of a lady, and defend the honour of a kingdom.

I challenge ye, sir knight, to take the gauntlet.

Challenge accepted!

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 27, 2004

gadunkadunk

A booty that is excessively large,...but in a good way.

J-lo has got gadunkadunk

by Praying Mantis November 23, 2003

Big Gaping Cunt

Also known as "BGC".

People who are so extremely miserable no matter how good things are, are characteristically gifted as being transmitters and breeders of a "BGC". In context, these are generally miserable people you may live or work with that, by default, suck your life force from your body merely by being in the same room, or standing next to you.

You will be immediately afflicted by the "BGC" bug by a sudden feeling of worthlessness, loathing, and have a sudden urge to walk into walls, babbling incoherently, or in extreme cases, feel an extreme urge to slap the living shit out of the source of the "BGC" bug. These wretched individuals may also have foul smelling breath and unkempt hair and clothes.

Many times, in extreme cases, affected people will cower in a corner whilst piddling and defecating themselves while the "BGC" bug runs it's course. Do not confuse these symptoms with those associated with the "Poopie Monster" syndrome. The affected person with the "BGC" bug may also defecate themselves without knowing it.

There is no known cure at present for the "BGC" bug, and each case is unique in that the symptoms may run from only several minutes to many days at a time.

"Oh no! Here comes the Big Gaping Cunt! Everyone run!"

by Mongameister December 8, 2007

gaping

Hole is wide open

I stuck it in her gaping hole

by Studio February 25, 2003

aerial gaping

When a shark attemps to vent its frustration after losing a kill by suffocating and punishing itself through raising its head and gills above the water and attempting to breath the open air.

Look at the aerial gaping on that shark! It's huge!

by Andrew and Taylor October 23, 2006

galunis

a big hairy, wet gooch with tomato sauce

my galunis is a spicy meatball

by bill cosby December 12, 2003

Gapingassitus

Chronic condition in which one's anus is miraculously opened to enormous sizes at any given moment.

Sometimes I wake up in the morning with half of my bed up my ass, I think my cat Mittens was swallowed as well. Then I knew I had Gapingassitus. It was time to call Uncle Brian.

by ChronicPineapple February 17, 2014