fucked in half

being so drunk that you lose every basic motor skill. a step above shit-faced and step below death.

Man1: Dude i was fucked in half last night.
Man2: were you able to drive home?
Man1: fuck drivin, dude. i was having trouble with door knobs.

fucked in half by Matt Hurley, Daniel Edson, Elliott Buck January 27, 2008

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Destination fucked

No EXACT definition; when it happens, you'll know it. Alternatively:
*Australian accent* There's a sheila drinking beer and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk. She fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid pulling the finger. To the right you'll notice fire and there's a fat pig. Okey dokey.

I'd say fire qualifies as a gateway to destination fucked.

Destination fucked by PHlegmaticul November 29, 2018

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i need to get fucked respectfully

a way to say you need dick. respectfully.

hey kevin, i know your grandma just died and all but i need to get fucked respectfully.

i need to get fucked respectfully by PizzaRollKev December 1, 2021

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fucked in the head

1. Idiotic, stupid, not too clever.
2. Insane, crazy.

"I hear your cousin crashed his car again."
"Yeah, the guy's totally fucked in the head."

fucked in the head by Jenesis September 9, 2004

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Fucked Up Hairline

When your hairline looks awful or ghastly.
This may even cause others who see it to have a nauseating effect due to witnessing such an atrocity.

Drew aka Drewbacca perfectly exemplifies this definition:
His hairline resembles a staircase, now this wasn't done on purpose hence the "Fucked Up Hairline"

Visual Evidence:
Exhibit A:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3485/3183251697_f95103f461.jpg
Exhibit B:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3128/3178603647_11c3f91e80.jpg

Fucked Up Hairline by Hypebeast2009 January 10, 2009

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fucken druggo

what skitz cunts say to adress another skitz cunt

sassy-“Lez ya fucken druggo whats gaiin onnn!”
lez-“fuck yuu sassy ya really fucked me up this time cunt”
sassy-“yur only gonna get liver pains for the next 5 years or so”
lez-“fuck yuuu sassy”

fucken druggo by Ellen ripley January 15, 2018

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Fuckdeep

Is a guy who gets rejected by girls on the spot

"Fuckdeep here is a gay kid who LOVES dicks"

Fuckdeep by THEKATHEED January 18, 2021