frogschwitz

“500L of frog”

Grizzy, “have y’all seen Soup’s pool it is just full of dead frogs.”
Matt “Dude, it is literally frogschwitz.”

by Mic_got_tacos November 14, 2020

Fortshite Gamer

A person who plays fortnite all day and cranks 90's. Is either a child under 10 or a school drop out.

Mum "Jimmy come down for dinner"

Jimmy "Mum shut the fuck up I am playing fortnite!"
Mum "Why is my son a fortshite gamer"

by good evening pedophiles January 26, 2021

Crikits Frogs

when somebody says a joke that is not funny. used to substitute crikit noises

LAMAR-yo mamma so fat shes over weight.

PAUL-CRIKITS FROGS!!

by MR. 99 go dumness December 2, 2007

Kicking Frogs

To drink to the point where it would make sense to kick a (or several) real or imaginary frog(s); drinking heavily and doing things that you would never think about doing sober.

Tonight we are kicking frogs downtown, we'll probably end up doing snow angels in the bushes again. I hope the security guard is as cool as he was last week.

by The McCool March 26, 2009

footstool

Very recently it has become a new slang word for the bald head of a man that women (usually a spouse or girlfriend) use to rest their feet on while watching tv or just lounging. It is actually very therapeutic.

Last night I rested my feet and painted my toenails on Alberto's smooth footstool while he was watching the game.

by Valinda November 2, 2006

frogs

(UK slang)
the French

damn frogs

by nate rix June 11, 2003

frogs on a zeppelin

Similar to "Snakes on a Plane" only not as life threatening

"Oh dear I'm late for work....frogs on a Zeppelin"

As oppose to:

"I just shot my foot off....Snakes on a muthafuckin Plane"

by Leo Slayer August 22, 2006