uber foreplay

When you take care of all the fore play in the uber. So as soon as you hit the front door, dick's out.

You're dicks for making me drive back drunk, when I could have driven everyone dt sober and not been part of your uber foreplay back to Danielle's.

by DanMaster86 September 19, 2016

Mosquito Foreplay

Going at it with two straws at a strawberry daquerie in a Mexican restaurant.

Doyle and Victoria's mosquito foreplay lead to a sticky mess at Pueblos.

by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodJew October 30, 2014

french foreplay

When you pretend to be French by chewing on your partner's penis like a fresh baked baguette.

My partner and I perform French Foreplay, it's far more romantic.

by Pittycent March 10, 2023

Date Foreplay

Multiple chats, often laced with sexual innuendo, between two individuals prior to a face-to-face encounter.

The date foreplay between me an that girl from Tinder has been smokin'. I can't wait to meet her.

by Tbird58 November 28, 2022

employment foreplay

Employment Foreplay is when an employer gets you all worked up about a job, and then gives it away to someone else.

Steve totally played employment foreplay with that fulltime job I applied for, he got me all worked up making me think I was going to get it, but gave it to someone else instead.

by Mynameisreal666 May 13, 2022

Frigid foreplay

When your girlfriend caresses your penis with her freezing cold fingers to warm them up.

Joe: What do you call an Eskimo handjob?
Mike: What?
Joe: Frigid foreplay.

by 500ToothDinasar October 10, 2023

Pig foreplay

Sticking a pigs moms bacon inside the Childs ass

I heard farmer brown gave charlottes little pig buddy a pig foreplay sesch
Tots!

by Jayz angus June 28, 2011