uber foreplay

When you take care of all the fore play in the uber. So as soon as you hit the front door, dick's out.

You're dicks for making me drive back drunk, when I could have driven everyone dt sober and not been part of your uber foreplay back to Danielle's.

by DanMaster86 September 19, 2016

Mosquito Foreplay

Going at it with two straws at a strawberry daquerie in a Mexican restaurant.

Doyle and Victoria's mosquito foreplay lead to a sticky mess at Pueblos.

by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodJew October 30, 2014

Frigid foreplay

When your girlfriend caresses your penis with her freezing cold fingers to warm them up.

Joe: What do you call an Eskimo handjob?
Mike: What?
Joe: Frigid foreplay.

by 500ToothDinasar October 10, 2023

Fort Mac Foreplay

When you and a member of opposite sex work on the same greasy mechanical project before hooking up. Mingling the same greasy hands on one anothers body.

When you leave a hand print on her ass after a little Fort Mac Foreplay, it's not red from snacking it. It's black.

by Tomalomasarus January 9, 2021

Tropical Foreplay

When you're fooling around in a climate that's too hot for close physical contact, so you and your partner each lie on your backs and diddle each other with your hands.

"Wanna fuck around?"
"It's too hot!"
"How about a little tropical foreplay?"
"Let's do it."

by Dang04 October 5, 2015

Pig foreplay

Sticking a pigs moms bacon inside the Childs ass

I heard farmer brown gave charlottes little pig buddy a pig foreplay sesch
Tots!

by Jayz angus June 28, 2011

employment foreplay

Employment Foreplay is when an employer gets you all worked up about a job, and then gives it away to someone else.

Steve totally played employment foreplay with that fulltime job I applied for, he got me all worked up making me think I was going to get it, but gave it to someone else instead.

by Mynameisreal666 May 13, 2022