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Aberdonian Foreplay

Sitting in front of a space heater to warm up before having sex. Typically done by couples in the winter in Aberdeen due to the cold temperatures and poor housing insulation.
Tom: It's November so me and Janice have been doing some aberdonian foreplay before we get down to it

Mike: Yeah I know what you mean, it's been baltic the last couple nights, I might have to bust out my heater too
by Plumflower November 12, 2023
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uber foreplay

When you take care of all the fore play in the uber. So as soon as you hit the front door, dick's out.
You're dicks for making me drive back drunk, when I could have driven everyone dt sober and not been part of your uber foreplay back to Danielle's.
by DanMaster86 September 19, 2016
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Ping Pong Foreplay

When 2 guys are kissing on the same girl but trying to pass the girl off to the other. Neither want to fuck her.
I watched these guys play ping pong foreplay all night with a drink bitch neither was interested in fucking
by Marsha69 February 10, 2020
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employment foreplay

Employment Foreplay is when an employer gets you all worked up about a job, and then gives it away to someone else.
Steve totally played employment foreplay with that fulltime job I applied for, he got me all worked up making me think I was going to get it, but gave it to someone else instead.
by Mynameisreal666 May 13, 2022
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Mosquito Foreplay

Going at it with two straws at a strawberry daquerie in a Mexican restaurant.
Doyle and Victoria's mosquito foreplay lead to a sticky mess at Pueblos.
by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodJew October 30, 2014
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Frigid foreplay

When your girlfriend caresses your penis with her freezing cold fingers to warm them up.
Joe: What do you call an Eskimo handjob?
Mike: What?
Joe: Frigid foreplay.
by 500ToothDinasar October 10, 2023
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Pig foreplay

Sticking a pigs moms bacon inside the Childs ass
I heard farmer brown gave charlottes little pig buddy a pig foreplay sesch
Tots!
by Jayz angus June 28, 2011
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