cereal foreplay

Cereal Foreplay is where one man stretches the asshole of the other man and uses his asshole as a cereal bowl (pouring milk in then cereal and slurping it out with Fecal Matter)

A: Wanna Try Cereal Foreplay Tonight

B: Nah were outta milk

Cereal Foreplay is one of the greatest kinks i have.

by Cereal Fucker October 19, 2017

Date Foreplay

Multiple chats, often laced with sexual innuendo, between two individuals prior to a face-to-face encounter.

The date foreplay between me an that girl from Tinder has been smokin'. I can't wait to meet her.

by Tbird58 November 28, 2022

Fort Mac Foreplay

When you and a member of opposite sex work on the same greasy mechanical project before hooking up. Mingling the same greasy hands on one anothers body.

When you leave a hand print on her ass after a little Fort Mac Foreplay, it's not red from snacking it. It's black.

by Tomalomasarus January 9, 2021

Mosquito Foreplay

Going at it with two straws at a strawberry daquerie in a Mexican restaurant.

Doyle and Victoria's mosquito foreplay lead to a sticky mess at Pueblos.

by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodJew October 30, 2014

Pig foreplay

Sticking a pigs moms bacon inside the Childs ass

I heard farmer brown gave charlottes little pig buddy a pig foreplay sesch
Tots!

by Jayz angus June 28, 2011

Frigid foreplay

When your girlfriend caresses your penis with her freezing cold fingers to warm them up.

Joe: What do you call an Eskimo handjob?
Mike: What?
Joe: Frigid foreplay.

by 500ToothDinasar October 10, 2023

Aberdonian Foreplay

Sitting in front of a space heater to warm up before having sex. Typically done by couples in the winter in Aberdeen due to the cold temperatures and poor housing insulation.

Tom: It's November so me and Janice have been doing some aberdonian foreplay before we get down to it

Mike: Yeah I know what you mean, it's been baltic the last couple nights, I might have to bust out my heater too

by Plumflower November 12, 2023