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flarping

The act of cock blocking a random hook-up... especially when one is desperate and looking to get some.
"No flarping allowed tonight! I'm desperate and haven't gotten any in months!"
by flarpflarpyflarpington November 6, 2009
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Flauging

When some fugly ass hoe is all up on you and thinks that you want her.
Bob: "Yo Steve did you have a good time at the party last night?"

Steve: "I would've if this dumb bitch hadn't been flauging me all night"
by NeverFlauged July 3, 2009
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flagging

Noun. The art of shamelessly removing a Yelp! thread because one is thin-skinned and too much of a candy ass to handle adult themes.

Related word: flaggot, i.e one who "flags."

\(*o*)/
Dude, that candy ass flagged my thread less than 30 minutes after I posted it! I can't believe this shameless flagging! What a thin-skinned flaggot.
by Tommy243 January 25, 2011
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Flarking

The sexual act of urinating onto/into someones eye.
Hey baby, have you ever tried flarking before?
by Puedro September 29, 2014
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flarting

Failing + Flirting = Flarting

An attempt at flirting, but a failed attempt.

Usually performed by those who cannot find the right words to say, can't break ice, or just aren't that attractive (physically or emotionally) to the point that their words lose good meaning.
Male A: Hey girl, I'm a guy, you're a gal, lets mate tonight.
Female A: Uh...
Male B: Dude stop flarting, you're embarrassing yourself.

Male A: Oh hello (attempts to grin, appears unsettling)
Female A: Oh.... Hi? (runs)
Male A: Wow, I should really stop flarting.
by MassGuru April 28, 2011
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Flaring Angel

The weirdest Greek person you'll ever meet, but we still <3 her.. .sorta, her 3 penis's are kind of odd, as are her unicorn horns for nipples.
Wow, Flaring Angel is a huge noob.
by the Anonymous 9000 January 20, 2009
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Flaring Angel

A person who is possibly the coolest yet weirdest (and loudest) person you will ever meet. She is awesome and everyone <3's her including me :)

PS She told me to write this but I think it's true.
Flaring Angel is such an amazing girl :)
by A brown person January 26, 2009
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