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Illegal fireworks

(1)A "term" that is used by a lot of paranoid UNAMERICAN sissies who have no knowledge causing the ban on all fireworks including the "safe & sane ones"
in general. Note not all states or areas has banned fireworks in general.

(2)Banned fireworks such as Cherry Bombs,Silver Salute, M-1000s 1/2 sticks of Dynamite etc that can cause great or mortal damage.
Man this Forth of July gonna sucks! The state police just ticketed me for having illegal fireworks & too them away!
by BruinKiller3469 March 24, 2009
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firework

The loudest and most explosive fart possible with the human body.
*Boom*
Person 1: What the fuck was that?
Person 2: Joey had too many beans for dinner.
Person 1: Goddamn.... That was a loud firework...
by bobbs12 July 4, 2014
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The Firework

When someone puts a fist up another persons rectum and spreads their fingers apart.
The Firework
"Dude I just totally fireworked this girl last night"
"U put your hole fist up there and opened your hand?"
"Yes :)"
"Nice"
"yee"
by urbandictunary December 1, 2018
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Firework

The male equivalent of a grenade. Aka, a fat or ugly man that someone brings to a party.
This party was legit until Karen showed up with that firework.
by lmill12 May 10, 2011
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Firework

Firework = To get a boner
Gosh, that Stephen Hawkins really makes me firework!
by Snickit123 December 14, 2010
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firework seller

someone who tries to sell others low quality fireworks at a high price to make a bit of extra cash
frank: anyone want to buy some fireworks?
earl: what have you got?
frank: could get ya rockets for 50quid, they are usually 70quid but my da stole them
earl: who would spend 50quid on fireworks? you're such a wasteman frank!
frank: leave me alone man! just trying to do my job, im a firework seller
by nimrod09 October 23, 2009
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louisiana fireworks

when a man pretends he is going to cum inside a woman, usually during anal sex, but at the last minute pulls out and jizzes in her hair and shouts "LOUISIANA!!!"
guy:yesterday me and my gf were having butt sex and i surprised her with some louisiana fireworks. it scared the shit out of her and she couldnt go to work the next day cause of her hair.

friend:congrats!
by man-frog-thing August 5, 2009
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