Chinese Fire Drill

When you and your buddy are silly pussyfucking the horsejizz out of two different girls in two different rooms and after you both semenize their clits you and your broad meet your buddy and his whore in the kitchen. Once you have met, you high five your buddy and switch girls. Only this time, you have to stick your chocolate in her chocolate factory.
“Last night, me and Spencer absolutely Chinese fire drill’d the cowshit out of two black hookers.”

“Harris was Chinese fire drilling this one cunt, and she pulled an amber heard after he had his winnie in her Pooh!”
by buster_hymen69420 May 04, 2022
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Canadian fire drill

When your server leaves and everyone at the table switches seats and/or tables before he/she gets back just to fuck with them.
"My asshole table just did a Canadian fire drill now they are all mixed up in the pos system!"

"She's gone! Hurry and do a Canadian fire drill before she gets back!"
by Trogdor312 August 18, 2020
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The Mozambique Fire Drill

The act of a group of people getting out of a car at a red light and quickly rubbing their taints on the car behind them. This is all done before the light turns green.
Me, Anto, Emmet, Jimmy, and Squally hit The Mozambique fire drill last night.
by Ana Ferrel July 30, 2023
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chocolate fire drill

When you just finished pooping but there is no toilet paper so you go back and fourth between wiping with your hand and washing your hands.
There was no toilet paper in the bathroom so I had to do a chocolate fire drill
by ass_ortednuts April 09, 2024
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Guatemalan Fire Drill

The exotic sex position is found only deep within the borders of Guatemala. It involves a man, a woman, and six spotters of either gender. The move begins with a small fire that must be put out only by fluids found within body, I don't know much more but I heard a 36 foot rope and a small diary are also involved.
The Guatemalan fire drill is a position commonly found in the move-set of Shainal Friedman
by ArcticGoose February 01, 2023
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Detroit fire drill

Derived from the Chinese fire drill, a Detroit fire drill is a car jacking.
"Hey let's get out of here, those guys look like they want to do a Detroit fire drill.
by Millimatter May 30, 2021
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tijuana fire drill

When you go down on someone after eating hot wings.
She was going down on me and it started heating up down there. We just went to Wings n Things so it was a Tijuana Fire Drill.
by Chols June 23, 2017
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