Features

derived from Cunt features, a very ugly or stupid person. It is said to describe but most importantly disguise you from a beating.

Man:Look at that features.
Otherman:he has a dirty features face.

man:look at that fucking stupid cunt features i hope that features dies a horrible death.
otherman: you not wrong there i heard he also beats up old people, what a features.

by Jimsy June 23, 2006

slut features

yet again another insult

by freak child October 11, 2003

very special features

When you take your dick, put it in a DVD, and fap with it.

Jared: Hey man have you seen my Alien VS. Predator DVD?
Aaron: Oh yeah, about that, I used it for my very special features.
Jared: Goddammit!

by Agent_D13 April 15, 2014

feature

the physical appearance of ones face; a blemish, or an expression; something distracting on ones face.

Ex. 1:
"bro, i just got done eating some of the black pepper dorito cheaps, hows my feature?"

"ummm nothing in the teeth, your golden"

Ex. 2:
(young adult comes in late for class to take a test)

young adults friend-(spotting a stress zit on young adults forehead)dude, you must have had a rough night studying last night; after you finish this test, go straight to the bathroom, without talking to anybody, and check your feature.

by joseph davis October 16, 2006

different features

Special bits that supposedly appear when you are seventeen to signal that you are ready to have sex with a dirty old pervy man who came out of the woods.

Man: *emerges from woods* “Do you need pushing, little girl?”
8 year old me: *sat on swing* “no, I’m seventeen! I can push myself!”
Man: No you aren’t, if you were seventeen you’d have different features!” *outs dick and disappears into woods again*

by Sexee March 25, 2018

Stupid fucking prick-faced cunt features

Something that the world is full of. Every time you look around, you're bound to see one; Your teacher, your boss, class mates, co-workers, people on the internet, friends, the guy walking behind you, you, the person standing infront of you in the que, people working the tills at shops, people walking their dogs.....

Everyone in the world but me, is a Stupid fucking prick-faced cunt features.

by Pimp-Master J August 23, 2006

Double feature

When you dose on acid, and as you’re peaking, you snort a fat line of coke.

Did you hear about Henry? He did a double feature over the weekend, and reached enlightenment.

by francispoulenc February 23, 2018