facebooker

one who is obsessed with being on facebook. spends so much time on facebook they know eveyone's status and their conversations with others.

michael webb always knows when I update my status on facebook. he is such a facebooker.

by captain dorsalfin May 13, 2009

facebookemia

when someone posts on facebook that they are sick, so when they have called out sick to work, friends have no choice but to accept the fact that the person is sick

worker 1: But Lisa posted on FB that she's "sick as a dog"

worker 2: Yeah, facebookemia again, the only thing she's sick of is working!

by porkzilla August 23, 2011

instant facebooking (IF)

When two or more people reply to one another's comments on Facebook in a fashion that would resemble how they would use MSN.

I was going to go to sleep at 12, but then two of my friends started instant facebooking (IF)ing me, so I ended up going to sleep at 3:45.

by rebel wordsmith November 15, 2009

Cocaine Facebooking

The act of harassing people on Facebook who you wouldn't normally talk to because you are extremely high on white powders and have no one else to talk to as you have taken the day off of work.

Tarquin spent all day cocaine facebooking. By the end of the day people had deleted Tarquin from their friend list.

by Poptart. March 4, 2014

facebooked

hitting someone in the face with a book

Yo, she got outta line so I facebooked her and now shes missing three teeth.

by j smoove operator March 14, 2009

facebooked

v. The action of 1) looking someone up on thefacebook or 2) asking someone to be your friend on thefacebook

That guy I made out with last night facebooked me this morning...

by RCMo January 27, 2005

facebooked

When you are too busy on facebook to do anything else.Early symptom of Facebook addiction and a sign that you need to get a life.

Gerald: Yo dude a bunch of us are trying to go to the club man are you free?
Samuel: Sorry man, I just saw my schedule and I'm facebooked on all of my time slots.

by frankreynolds July 24, 2010