Ethiopian Dinner

Eating nothing for dinner

Girlfriend: I'm hungry, can you make me something?
Me: We have no food, it looks like we're having an Ethiopian dinner tonight.

by zoib June 22, 2010

Ethiopian Eatout

Your so hungry that you would eat past the cheese of a roadkill looking vaginal area to get to the brownhole goodness.

Your so hungry you would eat pretty much anything put infront of you including an "Ethiopian Eatout".

by sewerdick February 28, 2011

Ethiopian Sidewinder

Mayor of Ottawa Larry O'brien's sexual specialty. Not going to lie, it's more flash than substance.

Larry O'brien was giving me an Ethiopian Sidewinder in the bathrooms at Billings Bridge when a knock came on the door.

by Yelnats Puck September 28, 2009

Ethiopian Xbox

The act of taking a gay guy, plugging them into your TV through their thick meaty cake, and using their erect shlong to play Pac-man

guy #1: Hey wanna play call of duty?
guy #2: Sorry I only have an Ethiopian Xbox
guy#1: What does that mean?
guy#2: It means your dad is busy

by Zeroisbeyond February 16, 2022

ethiopian slip n slide

also called the greasy jesus. a woman lies with her legs spread on the bed, the man begins in the hallway leading to the bedroom. he begins running at full speed. he leaps onto the springboard (a springboard is needed for this position)and swan dives into the woman's vagina. the man then pulls out and repeats until climax is reached

Yo ray-ray. me and dashiki just got done fuckin' at her house dog!

oh yeah? you pull an ethiopian slip n slide on that ho?

by teddy tree February 8, 2008

Ethiopian pizza

A sexual fetish when one partner creates a pizza like structure on their stomach with his or her bodily wastes. The other partner proceeds to eat this pizza and then proclaims his/ her africain dominance

I made an Ethiopian pizza for my wife lay nightt

by Touch my tender asshole July 30, 2015

ethiopian sunglasses

When a girl is laying down.
A man puts his balls in front of her eyes.

Jim! Why did you put your balls in my face while I was tanning?

Well Kelly, because ethiopian sunglasses are funny!

by Frankduhtank October 7, 2008