emptying out the spit valve

emptying out the spit valve
-verb

A. The wringing out of the testicles during the course of a rusty trombone.

B. The drinking of accumulated sweat, saliva, and/or anal discharge wrung out from the testicles during the course of a rusty trombone.

Even as Crystal was emptying out the spit valve Bobby demurred: "But Tuesday's steak night honey - why can't we go to Ponderosa?".

by TicklesMctits July 25, 2010

Empty bogrolls

No paper left to wipe the shit from your arse. Skilled practitioners can use the empty bogrolls to clean their turd place nevertheless. Also the reason why places like McDonald's and Starbucks hand out napkins to their customers.

Howard was holding the empty bogrolls between his thumbs and index fingers and rubbed them in cyclical motions against his turd place. Since he was using both hands he had to stand and bend forwards. Onwards Howard he shouted.

by Billy Bubba August 5, 2008

AT-EMPTY

When someone trying to get money from an ATM thinks there is something wrong with the machine and repeatetly tries swiping his card but in reality he is broke

A friend calling me on the phone:
"dude, where are you? there are tons of hot chicks at this party!
me:
"sorry, I am stuck behind some douche at the ATM, I don't think he realizes he is AT-Empty

by hutt083 February 23, 2011

Wonder Emporium

won·der em·po·ri·um

n. A vagina

I'm gonna murder you then put my dick in your wonder emporium filled with sin.

by AnonymousBoss September 10, 2010

Empo

A really bad manager

Empo wants to join our team

by Arcticccccccc October 20, 2019

pre-emptive dumping

1.Act of dumping someone before they dump you first,which sometimes result of them getting mad at you because they wanted to do the dumping instead of the one being dumped.

John:I had to do a pre-emptive dumping on that girl

Sam:So is that why she was leaving you angry calls and texts.

by ryukage99 November 16, 2011

MAC Employee

MAC Employees just happen to be the most condescending and rude workers ever. If you're under the age of 20, they automatically assume you have no clue what you're doing, have no money, and are stealing the products. Even if you're whole face is beat to the gods, they never seem to actually give you the time of day they show to the 50 year old women browsing the store. Most of the time, their makeup is way too intense and you probably could do better yourself.

MAC Employee: Hi...

Teenage girl: Could I get some help over here?
MAC Employee: *rolls eyes* I mean, I guess...

by doitforjokes January 24, 2017