Erectile Disfunction

Erectile dysfunction is a common problem where a man finds it hard to get or keep an erection.

Doctor:I have some bad news for you sir.
Male patient: Yes?
Doctor: you appear to be suffering from erectile disfunction

Male patient: Oh No

(this can only happen if you have a Willy)

by Juanita Green October 13, 2021

Homo Erectile

A man who has Erectile Dysfunction causing them to Be Homosexual.

Did you hear that Tyler is Homo Erectile I

by That’s my pie September 7, 2020

Erectile Dysfunction

When male gendered individuals think that they are tall, firm, and stout but always fall short because of sheer ignorance.

Mark and Colby suffer from Erectile Dysfunction.

by Gollum May 25, 2006

Electile Dysfunction

The embarrassing failure to elect a president based on a simple majority of votes.

In 2016, the loser was given the keys to the White House - a clear case of electile dysfunction.

by go out laughing April 19, 2018

erectileoverfunction

When the males pp gets hard hard for no reason at all. It also causes the pp to get hard for over 50 time in a average day. This might be caused by under using your pp or it has had enough of being dormant and wants to be free.

Doctor: What seems to be the problem john?
John: My pp gets hard more than usual in one day.
Doctor: You might have a erectileoverfunction.

by DrizzleDickJr September 10, 2018

Erectile Disfunction

When the penis of a male cannot get hard

Please pray for Greg, he has erectile disfunction.

by GoddessGhost November 30, 2018

erectile distraction

When a girl has a guy friend who falls into any of these categories:

- The guy she is casually banging on the rebound
- The "best friend" she keeps on speed dial for emergency arm candy
- The Friend-zoned zombie she lets take her to comic-con, baby showers or DNC rallys

.. whom she she has absolutely, positively no desire to date, marry or much less bare the child of in ANY CONTEXT WHATSOEVER

Marsha: You and Chad are always together! Are you a thing yet?

Jessica: OMG no.. he's just my erectile distraction for this month.

Marsha: HA!! I should have known.. you'd never date a guy who drives a volvo..

by TerryCowboy December 26, 2018