A pedantic over educated individual that makes conversation into sex. Usually of a higher education background and often using long overly convoluted explanations for things people already know in order to gaslight them into thinking theyre more informed on a subject or wrong about small details.
Ben Shapiro is an edusexual.
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Garbage rationalization one uses for justifying poor decisions, deceit, inadequacy, etc. They are often fallacy in themselves that they have adopted as truth in their own head so that they can have a justification for their own illogical actions. It becomes a form of "truth" to the person owning it and using it. Although convincing to the one utilizing it the rest of the world can see it for what it is..irrational, illogical and often nonsensical. Ironically the creation of it is often more laborious then if the truth itself was just presented but in the users mind this is the best path.
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