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Edusexual

A pedantic over educated individual that makes conversation into sex. Usually of a higher education background and often using long overly convoluted explanations for things people already know in order to gaslight them into thinking theyre more informed on a subject or wrong about small details.
Ben Shapiro is an edusexual.
by ardjunna April 10, 2023
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doctors excuse

A handy printable document that can get you out of life's most horrific situations
"Yo bro -- I need a doctors excuse because I went on a booze binge this weekend and missed three days of school. Know where I can get one?"

"Yeah brah, just hit up bestfakedoctornotes.com and print one out."
by CharlesMacneil August 28, 2013
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bs excuse

Garbage rationalization one uses for justifying poor decisions, deceit, inadequacy, etc. They are often fallacy in themselves that they have adopted as truth in their own head so that they can have a justification for their own illogical actions. It becomes a form of "truth" to the person owning it and using it. Although convincing to the one utilizing it the rest of the world can see it for what it is..irrational, illogical and often nonsensical. Ironically the creation of it is often more laborious then if the truth itself was just presented but in the users mind this is the best path.
No woman wants a bs excuse for why a man cheated.
by Princess Perception October 7, 2015
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Pedo's Excuse

Basically wanting to fuck a anime girl that looks like a toddler but you say it's fine because shes "1000 YeArS oLd"
"Bro why do you want to fuck a literal newborn?"

"It's okay bro, shes actually 500 years old"

"Sounds like a classic case of the pedo's excuse to me, but ok"
by 3zhd April 12, 2021
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excuse my french

What people sometimes say when they accidently swear.
by psycho bitch February 25, 2004
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excuse juice

Any drink used to get a woman drunk enough for sex.
After a few glasses of excuse juice, she'll do just about anything.
by D.M.L January 21, 2008
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ezcuse

An excuse that comes easy (ez) is a ezcuse!
You sure are king of ezcuse! You use them instead of taking responsibility
by MyWay2Fortune August 3, 2013
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