earsturbation

The act of fingering your ear in such a fast manner that it will produce an eargasm so intense, your eardrum will explode. Side effects include a white noise type of porno sound in the fappear's head, but only for a limited amount of time.

I caught my son fingering his ear last night.. I didn't know earsturbation was even possible at his age.

by dirtysquirtle September 29, 2014

esar

Cute pretty and loving girl. Always like to laugh and care very much about her friends. She is very sweet but can go very mad when her family and friend get involved. The best BESTFRIEND you could ever get on earth

I found myself a Esar

by Cutiepie67& December 3, 2016

ankles-to-ears

A man both attractive and charming enough to make even a lady forgo all preliminaries and just have sex.

James Purefoy and Johnny Depp are real ankles-to-ears guys as far as I'm concerned.

by meganelizabeth July 14, 2005

Koala Ears

Australian slang for the pubic hair sticking out on either side of a bikini.

Hey mate, check out those koala ears!

by Nightsguy June 24, 2009

earspasm

the sharp aural pain one gets when speaking on the phone to a loud talker, necessitating volume adjustment

"Myrtle! How ya doin?!!!"
"Jesus, Harry, do ya always have to tawk so loud on the phone? Ya givin me an earspasm."

by auralist March 15, 2005

Talk the ears off a wooden Indian

used to describe someone with with an amazing capacity to talk endlessly, often with few breaks or pauses and limited clarity of thought.

I just left my sister-in-laws house. My god, that broad could talk the ears off a wooden indian!

by Mr. Jameson September 15, 2010

box your ears

To strike someone on one or both thier ears with the flat of your palm,this totally destroys thier balance and usually destroys their eardrums if done right.

The mugger attacked me and I boxed his ears sending him down to the street.

by DR March 13, 2005