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douchetag

A term preceded by a pound (#) sign, embedded in tweets, forum posts, or other online communications. Used by people who are ignorant of how content-indexing systems work, thinking that they have to create identifiers or catchphrases to make their content searchable and more prominent.

The number of these tags embedded in a person's communications is proportional to their self-importance and insecurity.
One of the great things about the #iPhone was abandoning the #stylus. Not sure why #samsung thinks bring it back is #innovation and #freedom

(That's it; the form validation stupidly insists that the word "douchetag" appear in here.)
by Oscar Goldman August 20, 2012
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douchette

1. The act of a female displaying characteristics synonymous to being a douche.

2. The rare example of a female owning and exhibiting the normally "male douche gene".
what the hell is Kelly's problem? i picked a quarter up off the ground, and she accuses me of stealing? what a douchette!
by BS Bizzle February 20, 2010
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Douchetard

A compound word describing both a douche and retard mixed together. Usually describing that of a person who has done something idiotic like.
1. You're such a douchetard!
2. Look at that douchetard over there trying to jump in the mud puddle.
by erwix August 16, 2010
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doucheschnozzle

some that has surpassed douchebag but is still not as bad as most things your minds can comprehend. also known as people with the name as halix leonardo johnny and matt
damn halix your such a fucking doucheschnozzle
by velvetmonkey October 8, 2005
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douchetast

noun, someone who is "douche-tastic" or a general douchebag.
John ate the sandwich I was saving to have for lunch. He's such a douchetast.

Lisa's such an annoying douchetast.
by Jamaica G September 28, 2006
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douchesicle

douche bag on a popsicle stick
comes in many flavors including new car, evergreen, and cherry
hey hand me a douchesicle
or
man, you are such a douchesicle, i hate you
by Melanie Anderson October 1, 2007
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douchetown

A town where many douches reside..
He is such a douchenugget, he should be the mayor of douchetown
by Brooktin June 23, 2008
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