Douchery

Someone who is practicing being a douche

Man, Payten is like the king of douchery

by Kingofdouchery May 15, 2015

Douchery

Actions that are of the douchbag variety.

My boyfriend threatened to kill himself if I left him - so much douchery I can't even begin to describe it.

by Janofarc May 3, 2016

Douchetard

Someone who acts like a douche and is fucking retarded

Jeremy... Fuck you Erin i ant doing shit...

Erin.... Dude stop acting like a fucking douchetard an help

by Ocwhitegirl88 January 8, 2018

DOUCHELAROO

Usually used for a male to male but can be a female using it on a male.
When somebody does something to ruin the moment or a plan
Not meant to be interpreted to inflict a fight, used on a friend to friend level.
When you call someone that it’s usually the last word !!

Your friend calls you to cancel plans made weeks ago to go to a sold out concert at the last minute because it’s his wedding anniversary day !!!!!!
“Are you kidding me you didn’t remember it was your ANIVERSARY !!! You are such a DOUCHELAROO!!!

by Wonteverstop December 16, 2020

douchetard

someone that is a douche bag and a retard at the same time.

"kai is a HUGE douchetard" says Kevin "Hell yeah" says jenkins.

by Da one piece boss February 23, 2021

Douchearostomy

Is a surgical procedure to remove as many Douchebag traits from an individual’s brain as possible .

Was just at doc where he performed a minor Douchearostomy

by anonymous December 18, 2021

Douchelady

noun. Any female who is super conceited, and holds herself in such high regards, that she loses sight of important things.(Usually to her own folly.)

You know, Heather sure thinks a lot of herself, she totally turned douchelady on her boyfriend, and lost him.

by Ms. Sloppy Mess April 9, 2026