A person in a position of power that is both incompitent and a total asshole. He/She blames you for there mistakes, but there is nothing you can do about it because they're your boss.
My boss is such a frigin douchemeister! He made me come in on my day off so he could go golfing!
Mr. Skinner is a goddamn douchemeister! He gave me an F because he lost my exam!
Mr. Skinner is a goddamn douchemeister! He gave me an F because he lost my exam!
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by Essej yrurD December 22, 2009
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1- Someone who sucks at life a lot
2- Mac Woeste
3- see douche
4- Jonah G and Josh W
That kids a total douchemeister
1- Someone who sucks at life a lot
2- Mac Woeste
3- see douche
4- Jonah G and Josh W
That kids a total douchemeister
by I C U P February 28, 2005
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A friend incapable of formulating intelligent thoughts and at the same time is a complete douche.
A person whos douche level far exceeds that of the second largest douche in the room.
A friend incapable of formulating intelligent thoughts and at the same time is a complete douche.
A person whos douche level far exceeds that of the second largest douche in the room.
God mikey this party would be so much better if you werent being such a douchecenso.
I thought douche carmody was in the room the that douchecenso showed up.
I thought douche carmody was in the room the that douchecenso showed up.
by Alpha zeta June 3, 2009
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A special kind of douchebag that resembles an iceberg in its douchiness.
A special kind of douchebag that resembles an iceberg in its douchiness.
Girl 1: I went out with Paul last night, what a gentlemen! I think I'll got out with him again.
Girl 2 (who knows Paul): Yeah, be warned, that's just the tip of the doucheberg...he's probably acting like that so you'll sleep with him.
Girl 2 (who knows Paul): Yeah, be warned, that's just the tip of the doucheberg...he's probably acting like that so you'll sleep with him.
by HarleyQuinnFTW August 5, 2012
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