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Dotard-Bunker

The Dotard's Lair. A physical location The Dotard retreats to during periods of social unrest and upheaval. The Dotard-Bunker can be described as a fairly opulent basement littered with fast food wrappers, spent diet coke cans, printed versions of Twitter's Terms of Service and Mar-A-Lago scorecards with eraser marks.

This is the location from which The Dotard screams at the Governor's of the 50 States for not handling the protesters with enough force.
"I'm coming to you live from the Dotard-Bunker where The Dotard is Twitter-Ranting at protesters"

"Just got a glimpse of The Dotard-Bunker...man, what a Shithole"

"The Dotard-Bunker: Where Pussy-Grabbing is Job 1"
by BabaYaga-45 June 2, 2020
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dotard

An elderly individual in rapid mental decline, usually a condition that has been in the works for at least one election cycle. Rhymes with goatherd.
Jimmy: Dude, have you seen the color of that homey 's skin? It's like one of those orange construction cones got stuck on his head and melted in the heat of global warming.

Dude: Straight up! Don't be such a hater though. He's a dotard.
by Kim J.U. September 22, 2017
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Dotard

Donald Trump, and/or people who voted for Donald Trump.
"Did you hear Bob voted for Trump? What an ignorant dotard!"
by Mr.Retrovertigo September 22, 2017
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Dotard

Dotard gave an embarrassing speech at the United Nations the other day.
by GIzaaks September 25, 2017
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dotard

When you are in the midst of your "dotage" meaning that you are in the midst of your mental decline. i.e. you're in the process of becoming a fucking idiot.
Hey Cara, have you noticed that Piper is becoming a bit of a dotard since he starting doing all that meth?
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Dotanuki

Literally Meaning, "Sword That Cuts Through Torsos", In Japanese. The Dotanuki Was The Katana Carried By The Kaishakunin. It's Slightly Longer Then A Normal Katana and Is Weighted On The Curved Side, Making It Much Heavier Too. Because Of The Weight The Kaishakunin Was Able To Perform Kaishaku Usually In One Cut, Making For A More Humane Death.
"The Dotanuki Is The Ideal Weapon For Bisecting Politicians."
by Ibble March 9, 2005
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Dotard

Dont Do That You Dotard!
by All Hail The Monkey Man October 14, 2003
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