Discount Floozy

A discount hooker/escort. (Male or female)

"Damn! They got discount floozys for 75 cents an hour!"

by That dude tho October 1, 2019

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discount fuck

A person that looks like someone you wanted to fuck, back in the day, but couldn't

I got my Discount Fuck, when I fucked that bitch/ass, that looked like the girl/guy wanted to in H.S.

by Sandtrap Couillard April 1, 2023

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Discount Dinner

A meal that has been purchased from the reduced-to-clear section of a supermarket/grocery store. Usually comprising of unusual combinations of foods, but can be ordinary meals/TV dinners as well.

"Mmm, 25c satay skewers and 98c cottage pie. Discount dinner FTW!"

by tehferalhamster November 13, 2011

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discount smurf

When a person puts on a red swimming cap they then become a Discount Smurf.

(IT HAS TO BE A RED ONE)

Person 1: Hey I forgot I had a red swimming cap in my bag haha!

Person 2: Give it to me
.
Person 1: Huh?

Person 2: Now.

Person 1: Okay then *Hands over red swimming cap*

Person 2: *Puts red swimming cap on* I am now a Discount Smurf.

by Discount Smurf August 10, 2022

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Police discount

Commonly given by a company or place of business to the men and women in law enforcement, EMS, and firefighters
i.e first responders
As a thank you for the service they do.

Officer can I get your $2 doughnuts

Cashier that will be a $1 with your police discount

by TheJew2k September 25, 2019

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vagina discount

When a woman buys drugs from a guy and gets a better amount or a discount. The male dealer gives the woman a better amount simply because they consider her a potential sex partner and/or find her attractive.

Example 1: "I was going to buy off of Tony, but I decided to let my friend Rachel do it instead. She got hooked up fat! I bet it was the vagina discount."

Example 2: "Wow, Miranda, you totally got hooked up. He must think you're hot, because you got the vagina discount".

by R Calcaterra November 4, 2011

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