I got my Discount Fuck, when I fucked that bitch/ass, that looked like the girl/guy wanted to in H.S.
by Sandtrap Couillard April 1, 2023
Get the discount fuck mug.Price tag swapping, placing a lower priced item's price tag on a more expensive item in order to purchase the expensive item at a cheaper price. Named for the Gutenberg printing press, the first printing press with moveable type. This is considered shoplifting and will be prosecuted as such if discovered.got
The sole reason to use self-checkout is to score a Gutenberg discount.
Abby: "How did you afford those steaks? They cost twice your food allowance."
Benny: "Swapped the price sticker with a manager's special, got myself a Gutenberg discount."
Abby: "How did you afford those steaks? They cost twice your food allowance."
Benny: "Swapped the price sticker with a manager's special, got myself a Gutenberg discount."
by Terran Shaman December 7, 2018
Get the gutenberg discount mug.Can you believe that ladies cream their jeans for Discount Timberlake? As if he’s poetry in motion...
by Turdberry October 6, 2018
Get the Discount Timberlake mug.Person 1: Hey I forgot I had a red swimming cap in my bag haha!
Person 2: Give it to me
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Person 1: Huh?
Person 2: Now.
Person 1: Okay then *Hands over red swimming cap*
Person 2: *Puts red swimming cap on* I am now a Discount Smurf.
Person 2: Give it to me
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Person 1: Huh?
Person 2: Now.
Person 1: Okay then *Hands over red swimming cap*
Person 2: *Puts red swimming cap on* I am now a Discount Smurf.
by Discount Smurf August 10, 2022
Get the discount smurf mug.not a ‘discount rack’ where under-priced and unwanted objects sit and wait, the Discount Track is where bargains are rotated around in front of potential customers
like a sushi train. or high school
like a sushi train. or high school
he looks like got his new gf off the discount track
Q - where did she get that awful jacket ? A - off the discount track
Q - where did she get that awful jacket ? A - off the discount track
by scmat February 10, 2021
Get the Discount Track mug.When a woman buys drugs from a guy and gets a better amount or a discount. The male dealer gives the woman a better amount simply because they consider her a potential sex partner and/or find her attractive.
Example 1: "I was going to buy off of Tony, but I decided to let my friend Rachel do it instead. She got hooked up fat! I bet it was the vagina discount."
Example 2: "Wow, Miranda, you totally got hooked up. He must think you're hot, because you got the vagina discount".
Example 2: "Wow, Miranda, you totally got hooked up. He must think you're hot, because you got the vagina discount".
by R Calcaterra November 4, 2011
Get the vagina discount mug.Swapping the price tags on two items in a Dick's Sporting Goods Store to buy a premium product for a lower price
by Yung Winston November 16, 2018
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