dicknose

An elephant.

Kid: Hey mummy, let's go and see the dicknose at the zoo!
Mother: Have you been on urbandictionary.com again?!?

by Bundle Of Sticks April 24, 2004

dicknob

Refrence to a male to abuse them because they have genital herpes or genital warts.

Yo dicknob go wash ur balls!

by rajesh kumar February 25, 2007

dicknoseshitfaceplayer

a guy that has been very mean and disrespectfull to a girl...
or a girl that is very pissed at a guy and calls him that for no reason

lauren called me a dicknoseshitfaceplayer after i said i liked somebody else.

by Dylan Bynum November 10, 2008

Dicknotize

The use of sweet phrases, sentences, and words towards a female for the ultimate goal of sex.

I was talking to my girl friend last night, and I tried to dicknotize her by whispering some sweet words into her ear.

by hotboy242 February 19, 2008

Dicknity

The amount of pride one takes in his/her dick.

He had so much dicknity he whipped it out in front of YOUR mom to show her how big it is!

by BraxtonPG December 25, 2010

dicknatized

When you are mesmerised by a dick.

She was dicknatized so when I moved my dick to one side she bumped her head into the wall.

by Shaz to the daz January 15, 2008

dicknity

Noun, the dignity of your dick

"After sleeping with the 430 lb bearded woman, Jim lost his dicknity."

"I need to recover my dicknity after last night...she was a real tundra wookie. Now to bring the balance back, I have to bed a supermodel."

by Balizarde October 17, 2007