Dibortion

A simultaneous divorce and abortion.

Friend: "Hey! How are you and the ol' lady doing?"
Me: "Oh, not so good. I a gave her a dibortion

Friend: "A what?"

Me: "I had her sign the paperwork at the clinic."

by Fastnut March 14, 2022

Divertidaphobia

The fear of missing out on the fun

my mom had divertidaphobia when she missed out on the party because she had to do her work.

by Allie from New York June 9, 2022

Disertified

Being Great at something you like or being a great person

Jonny Tells Ashley she is a disertified person

by JonnyLee July 18, 2023

Disertified

Something you're known to be great or being Great at something or to someone

Jonny Tells Ashley she is a Disertified person

by JordanLee July 18, 2023

Disertified

To be known for something great or being Great person to someone

Jonny Tells Ashley she is a disertified person

by JordanLee July 19, 2023

Divertío

The Spanish translation for “Funcle” aka Fun Uncle. The word “Divertío” combines Divertido (fun) with Tío (Uncle).

Karan is the number one divertío!

¡Karan esta el divertío numero uno!

by divertianumerouno July 21, 2023

divertía

The Spanish translation for “Fun Aunt” (similar to Funcle). The word “Divertía” combines Divertido (fun) with Tía (Aunt).

Darcy is the number one divertía!

¡Darcy esta la divertía numero uno!

by divertianumerouno July 21, 2023