ditch pig 

disgusting dirty slut, resembling lowest form of white trash, see also; margo.

"Who was that disgusting ditch pig who sucked 6 dicks at a time at her going away party?"

"You had me at ditch pig."

ditch pig by kyla condon May 15, 2005

Ditch-Witchin' Backhoe 

Derived from "DitchWitch", the backhoe (ie. a piece of construction equipment), this term has become a popular insult in certain circles.

Man, you're a ditch-witchin' backhoe!

What a ditch-witchin' backhoe!

Now that's a ditch-witchin' backhoe if I've ever seen one!

Ditch-Witchin' Backhoe by Ronnietyn February 1, 2009

ditch filter 

an absorbent plug in the vagina used for menstruation.

"I just found the cap to the soy sauce bottle in her ditch filter!"

"I can't have sex with my woman because she's on the ditch filter!"

"My woman got pissed off at me and flung her ditch filter at me!"

"I saw a woman pull a ditch filter from her pussy and shove it in a guys face!"

"My wife sent me to the store for her god damn ditch filters!"

ditch filter by William Larue Smith February 20, 2009

ditch tiger 

A Stray Cat in the Country that you see on a back road either in a ditch or crossing the road

We were on a Roadie and almost smoked a ditch tiger

ditch tiger by Travis Matthew February 2, 2007

Ditch the Bitch and make the Switch 

Advice given to those unsure about their homosexuality by much wiser and hornier gay men!

"hey man ditch the bitch and make the switch.....come here cutie"

Ditch the Bitch and make the Switch by ouijy February 9, 2004

ditch licker 

(noun) Male or female who performs the act of cunnilingus. Sometimes used as a derogatory term for lesbians.

If it smells good, EAT IT!

Her pussy was so beautiful it made me proud to be a skilled ditch licker.

ditch licker by Grue December 14, 2003

Ditch pig 

Term used to describe a woman who bears three or more of these attributes:

A)Ugly
B)Really Fat
C)Smells of B.O.
D)Has Bad Breath and/or Bad Teeth
E)Is Visibly Dirty
F)Loudmouth Social Retard
G)Wears Undersized Skirts and Pants so That Her Fat Dirty Arse Hangs Over the Waistline to Reveal her Dingy, Soiled Thong.
H)Actually Thinks They are "All That and a Bag of Chips"

The women on Jerry Springer Show are all Ditch Pigs.

Ditch pig by Bloody Abo September 3, 2006