Decorate my Christmas tree

Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.

"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"

by Redwings15 March 21, 2016

Decorating my car

When a hot girl makes your car look better just by sitting in it.

“She’s decorating my car, soon she’ll be breaking my heart” Michael Ray

by Ole Dad 66 July 9, 2022

Decorizing

Making something look hype. Not what your mother's room would look like.

Your room looks legit! Great job decorizing!

by Kruelt January 15, 2017

fridgemas decoration

Noun;

Food in the fridge that no one is going to eat and has no purpose left other than to decorate the inside of the fridge

Are you kids going to eat any more of the meatloaf or had it become a fridgemas decoration

by marklarthewelby July 5, 2022

Decorate December

Decorate December is a drawing challenge for December!! You must participate AFTER you have put up the Christmas decorations!! See the words on my TikTok MarsyBar

Friend: Hey wanna hang out??
You: Oh I can’t sorry I have to draw for Decorate December!

by Mars_Mallow November 11, 2019

Christmas Decorations

Lights and inflatables to show your love for Christmas during the holiday season. Mostly ruined by insane people putting their decorations up as soon as Halloween ends or sometimes even earlier.

"I need to put my Christmas decorations up."
"ITS NOT EVEN SEPTEMBER YET"

by youngsavage69 November 25, 2018

poop decoration

Corn or Maze

Will somebody pass the mashed patatoes and poop decoration?; I prefer my poop decoration off the cobb.

by anonymous December 26, 2021