nose darts

Nasal snuff (powdered tobacco, sniff snuff) nickname in Canada. Not to be confused with nose beers.

Did you see Buck snort those nose darts off that toilet seat?

by SpockTheEwok June 2, 2018

cherry darts

An Opie and Anthony stunt where whipped-cream-covered cherries are flung at a person's anus. Points scored for sticking it.

"In cherry darts, Patti will lean up against the lesbian couch, while we fling cherries at her bung."

by JezzerinSF January 30, 2006

wax dart

Phrase describing an excessive buildup of unused semen over time, jokingly said to have hardened into a form resembling a dart.

The term was coined by the late, great comedian Bill Hicks.

Next time I cum, it's gonna be like a wax dart shooting out of my dick.

by kevin j.k. March 26, 2007

lawn darts

An out-doors game that incorporates the skill of horse-shoes with the thrill of terminal head injury.

"I was about to learn that you should never be on the receiving end in a game of 'catch the lawn darts'...."

by Carl J. Maltese November 1, 2007

Top Darts

A phrase meaning that something or someone is really great. Taken from the popular UK Sunday tea-time Darts based quiz show from the 80's, Bullseye.

That curry was Top Darts.
That bird I had sex with last night was Top Darts.

by Scott Ramsay April 8, 2006

Benadryl Dart

1. a small sharp arrow, shot through a blowgun into the neck of someones screaming child, delivering enough Benadryl into the bloodstream to put the child into a deep sleep for 8 hours.

On the redeye flight to Rome from Atlanta, we were seated behind a screaming three year old brat with oblivious parents. I rolled up my inflight magazine into a tight tube, loaded a "Benadryl Dart" from the handy travel package and pretended to cough into the tube. A perfect shot right in the jugular vein! Minutes later, everyone on the plane enjoyed the silence and drifted off into dreamland (including the pilots).

by Fotofly November 28, 2010

shart and dart

is when you try to fart, but instead you shart and then quickly run to the restroom to clean yourself off.

I ate a Royal with Cheese last night and went to the school dance and committed a shart and dart when I was dancing with Tiffany.

by J.E.F. & R.M.K. September 27, 2011