recession dating

When you go out on a date with someone you're not interested in to get a free meal due to the state of the economy.

Sure, he's ugly. But the economy isn't too hot right now, we all have to resort to recession dating.

by klopstock February 11, 2009

Prom Dating

(n.) the condition of a semi-forced, semi-serious relationship resulting between two people who are going to prom together. This normally includes texting, brief hangouts, and any other activities that would "set up" the night of prom. Normally, such a relationship lasts from the instant when the dates decide to go together until the morning after prom.

Person 1: Hey so are George and Stacey together?

Person 2: No, they're just prom dating.

by Praerk May 1, 2010

dancing monkey

Someone who does your bidding, a puppet or lackey.

Bruce is my dancing monkey.

by bobcows October 14, 2003

compensated dating

A (Japanese) phenomenon that involves a (Japanese) schoolgirl (mostly in high school) dating a middle-aged man for money. It is frowned upon and shouldn't be done.

Kokona was in Shisuta Town doing compensated dating. How awful of her!

by LadyMeriamWebster August 23, 2016

dancing swords

When your bowels are roiling and screaming at you to sit on the ring of honor.

Young Greg Cote: Mom, I don't think I'll play well today in my little league game. I'm feeling dancing swords inside.
Mrs. Cote: Don't worry, son. I have a feeling you'll do just fine.

by Gauchogunslinger October 17, 2017

skank dating

Finding skanky chicks to date because they smoke, do drugs, like crazy sex, etc.. you know - girls who are FUN!

Stop dating good girls and do some skank dating.

by bill1102inf January 18, 2009

mammy dancing

The outrageous actions exhibited by a parent when informed of their child's inappropriate behavior in class.

That parent came in and was mammy dancing in my room for fifteen minutes before I could say anything!

by leeson71z May 6, 2009