cuntslap

When a stripper forcefully pounds you on the chest with her bare vagina in the middle of a forward facing lap dance

I held her hips as she straddled me and ground away, then – BOOM! – she lifted to her knees and cuntslapped me! Took my breath away!

by om@r.m@ssif November 9, 2016

Cuntulicious

Verb: a tasty cunt..

Wow... Crissys cunt was cuntulicious.

by TheOnlyCadberryCuntCream April 12, 2011

cuntflap

Upon coming to the end of a wide vocabulary of insults, some extraordinarily gifted insult-givers may come up with this word.

Insulter: "you utter cuntflap!"
Insultee: "Owh man i just got parred

by sloaw-tawp-cayt January 2, 2013

cuntla

An ignorant bitch who doesn't know anything so they make it up just like this word

That cuntla never shuts her yap!

by Andrewsother hooker February 27, 2015

Cuntflap

An adjective that describes a pussy vagina lips, derived from a hybrid of the english word cunt meaning vagina and flap meaning to swing or sway back and forth easily.

Johnny boy: "Man, Stacey's vagina lips are like sliced ham!"
Gary boy: "yeah man, i heard she has cuntflaps like a curtain!"

by Coxy69 October 27, 2015

cuntblanket

A sizeable thatch of flap fur

Her cuntblanket was big enough to wear as a coat

by Smooshed December 6, 2015

cuntlak

When a person's alter drunk ego comes out after a night of drinking.

Krystal Batlak drank three consecutive shots. I had a feeling we would soon be seeing Krystal cuntlak

by RealrealOGds June 2, 2016