catch me crying

Basically meaning that you’re really upset over something and you’re crying

Bro I’m so sad, catch me crying

by Skjsojws May 7, 2019

Cryving

Driving while crying. Typically a solo activity, it often is the result of the failed relationships. Usually uncomfortable for other drivers to witness.

Sometimes I end up cryving the entire ride home if the Love Hurts by the Nazareth comes on the radio.

by Roadside Jesus July 12, 2010

crying spell

a crying spell is any length of time a person spends crying unable to control themselves.

They see it or hear it and break into tears unable to stop. Rather like a child or a sensitive person.

when i remember my dead wife, i have panic attacks and crying spell.

by csehamid August 14, 2014

Cheers son's crying

A common response (by sports fans) to express annoyance, resentment or dissatisfaction when something displeasing is stated, typically used on English Association Football (soccer) Twitter pages.

FANTASY PREMIER LEAGUE Team Lineups for Man City: Aguero misses out but Jesus starts
Aguero fanboy's response: Cheers son's crying

by Muz xd December 5, 2018

The Crying Game

Pulling your ball-sac over your dick so you look like you have a vagina. After viewing this in the mirror you begin to cry.

Riley just played the crying game.

by Tribe11 May 3, 2011

crying taco

In which the vagina is so overcome with sheer joy that a constant river of tears flows out of it.

Smith walked into the club wearing his best tuxedo. A few select women were leaving snail trails and he had an idea this would be a good night. Late that night one of the female's he had his eye on said to him, "Smith do you think you can make my vertical smile cry?" Having a good idea she wanted her taco to cry they hastily headed for the the door. Later that night Smith left that woman's crying taco streaming with tears as if she were at a funeral.

by reallynoideahere September 28, 2010

Your Cup is Crying

A phrase used when someone places their cup, glass, etc. dangerously close to the edge of the table.

Jenny, your cup is crying. Move it to the other side of your plate, please.

by FlyingTackle November 27, 2009