Crayon

A coloring utensil designed by crayola to make adults feel like kids again.

Friend 1: "What did you do today?"
Friend 2: "I was 'helping' my sister color with her crayons"

by blabalaba<3 May 28, 2009

Chayson

Chayson is one of the sexiest men alive. He is so cool with his balisong and does very cool tricks. He is very cool chill guy and super cool and sexy and radiates pure handsomeness

"that guy is beautiful and good at using a balisong"

"wow must be a Chayson!!!"

by father vinnith May 6, 2022

crayton

A male (usually teenage) who is incredibly musically talented. He is proficent at multiple instruments, and the marvel of his social group for said musical abilities.
A typical crayton is not super attractive but has the average boy-next-door look going for him. However, his musical abilities instantly make him seem more attractive.

Julie: Wow, Jim, I had no idea your friend is such a crayton!
Jim: Oh, yeah, he also plays ukelele...
Julie: He's so cute...

by earthling98 April 14, 2014

crayon chewer

Someone who is extremely stupid, so stupid, in fact, that they eat crayons. This could also be a person who enjoys eating paste or other generally retarded actions. This term is generally used as an insult when arguing with someone to point out how stupid what they just said was.

Donald Trump is so stupid. What a fucking crayon chewer

The correct word is you're, you crayon chewer

by Bruh_sound_effect_#2 May 20, 2019

Cayson

Cayson is a loving boy he is super attractive and he has a big heart cayson is super cute and has a great personality.
All the girls are on cayson 🥵 cayson is every girls hero he will save you from anything and stand up for you

Allie: hey watcha doing this weekend?

Tayla: going to hang out with cayson!;)

by Panda_lovers89 April 11, 2020

red crayon

a dog's erect penis

your dog's red crayon is sticking out

by noneused June 17, 2009

Crayonism

The practice of worshiping crayons.

Hey, what's with all the crayons?

I practice crayonism.

by Nulzek April 4, 2010