Flex Crapassitor

That guy at the gym who checks himself out in the mirror after each set.

Philo is the ultimate flex crapassitor, checking his abs in the gym mirror after every set of crunches.

by The BS Express January 7, 2022

The Captain's Chapstick

When a penis is covered in it's own cum, and a partner rubs the tip along their lips.

Dude, she was giving me head last night and finished with The Captain's Chapstick!

by Idkndhwusmmdndnsiiakendnhzuaub February 22, 2017

Bottom Lip Chapstick

A different way of saying 'Dog Water' or 'Trash'

Dude You're some Bottom Lip Chapstick
LMAOOO

by Onyx Smitty February 2, 2022

Craptastic

Something that tries to be awesome but totaly sucks ass.

MTV is totally craptastic!

by Alison November 27, 2004

crapstick

Noun: Any stick with crap on it.


Adj: not good. see bad news bears

Noun: Don't try to pet that dog with that crapstick.

Adj. "Oh crapstick"

by wordman April 14, 2003

chapstick

A dashing young englishman's penis.

"bloody hell that little wanker's whippin' out the chapstick!"

by hateradefierce August 22, 2008

nipple chapstick

Moisturizing Substance that if applied directly, creates hardening of the nipple. Also makes them pointy, also helps for dry nipples.

Yesterday i rubbed on some Nipple Chapstick and felt a deep hardening sensation

by Bertha Roppilus June 16, 2008