by pacodiablo February 14, 2004
Get the cooty cat mug.The coomer (Pronounced COOM-er) is an elusive creature. It is on the list of critically endangered species and was once thought to be a myth due to the rarity of these beasts. They are said to be primarily solitary creatures, though at least half a dozen confirmed sightings of coomers in packs of 3-6 have been stated.
They are said to reside in small rooms (known as coomer nests),floors littered with custom-made waifu pillows and coom from the coomer itself.
When confronted, a coomer may become enraged, attacking the offender and in rare cases even stuffing the victim into a homemade coom jar. Coomer attacks are almost always fatal and although they do not happen often due to the rarity of encountering one, only two have lived to tell the tale.
The hide of a coomer goes for 500,000 USD, while a gallon of coomer coom goes for 1,000,000 USD on the black market. The coom of a coomer is said to have rejuvenating properties when mixed with cow urine and emo juice in traditional Chinese medicines.
They are said to reside in small rooms (known as coomer nests),floors littered with custom-made waifu pillows and coom from the coomer itself.
When confronted, a coomer may become enraged, attacking the offender and in rare cases even stuffing the victim into a homemade coom jar. Coomer attacks are almost always fatal and although they do not happen often due to the rarity of encountering one, only two have lived to tell the tale.
The hide of a coomer goes for 500,000 USD, while a gallon of coomer coom goes for 1,000,000 USD on the black market. The coom of a coomer is said to have rejuvenating properties when mixed with cow urine and emo juice in traditional Chinese medicines.
My best friend went missing when hiking in a remote area of Alaska in 1993, and his body was recovered from a field a year later. The case has never been solved, but research suggests that the cause of death was likely an attack by wild coomers.
by Emomemeo June 17, 2020
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by Shanquan July 7, 2009
Get the Coonyetta mug.Mr. Cooby is the one who always gets the blame when something is discovered to be broken or missing.
by Georg Znaeym May 8, 2006
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btw bertie is a faggot and I put my chode in Thomas and I wanna violently beat the shit out of Julius
btw bertie is a faggot and I put my chode in Thomas and I wanna violently beat the shit out of Julius
by idonthaveahandleonlife April 4, 2017
Get the coom in the boom mug.A Mississippi Coomer is when a married woman has sex with a Coomer who jacked off beforehand and he saves the cum and they use it for lube.
“Why would you cheat on Todd with your cousin Sandy?”
“Because he gives me one hell of a Mississippi Coomer.”
“Because he gives me one hell of a Mississippi Coomer.”
by Michael Brunswick November 30, 2019
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