Conk

The derogatory name for a conservative person.

Jack: Frank is such a conk. He is an avid Buah supporter.

Liz: yeah, he's a conk and a half.

by Quickfusion November 18, 2017

Conk

Conk is the combination of cunt, cock, and cuck. The definition is a intersex person who likes to watch their partner get fucked.

Weinstein is a real fucking conk!

by Yaboigayrat February 28, 2020

conk

when you get bonked in the face by a cock.

Person 1: Pulled out his junk, and the next thing I knew, his dick slaps me in the face!

Person 2: Bruh you got conked lmao

by conk master March 28, 2021

Conk

A way of expressing gratitude to someone who is of an older age than you.

Conk, Dad. How’s it going?

by Mr.Blue sky September 29, 2020

Conk

The best person ever he's a litteraly god he even has a wikipedia page you should rep him btw

Your nearly on the level of conk

by C0nk January 5, 2021

conked up

When Felix is tired and can't word things properly

"I should be conked up"

by kerfluffy October 26, 2017

Conk

Derived from Cock and Bonk, it means to hit, but lightly, like i hit ur mom.

I just conked that bitches skull in!

by kianasdudr January 6, 2022