Conk

A term meaning " Cunt " but in a politer more northan way

" Strözz your a fucking CONK "

by Jack-Lee June 4, 2021

conk blindness

The inability to see the conk..aka remote control

She couldn't find the controller next to her because she had conk blindness.

by Sweet tits 44310 March 10, 2019

conk

Its a word for cunt, and its frequently used in hockey to express aggression towards the other team.

Where zoe would say:
'Grace stop being a CONK'
so then grace would say:
'Conk of right now, before i conk you, you little conker'

by conky1234 November 28, 2017

weeping conk

A person who oozes toxic negativity. Named after a type of tree fungus that oozes liquid from its pores.

“Stop being such a weeping conk! You are killing the vibe of the room!”

by The Snarky Cat Lady October 15, 2020

Conk

A way of expressing gratitude to someone who is of an older age than you.

Conk, Dad. How’s it going?

by Mr.Blue sky September 29, 2020

Conk

A conk is a cock that responds positively and achieves peak tumescence regardless of intimate context

Cheryl burped her colostomy bag as I cupped her breast for the first time, but my conk was throbbing.

by Raggedbutright September 9, 2020

Conk

A British expression for a stupid person

Oy settle down ya fookin' conk.

by Scorpius90 March 4, 2024