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The Bearded Commodore

Named after a dude in charge of a ferry, The Bearded Commodore means excessive hair on a woman’s nether regions; an unmaintained bush, coo coo, muff, etc.
I've heard that girl rocks The Bearded Commodore. You might need a GPS or a machete to get shit done.
by JRrrrrrrrr March 30, 2011
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redneck lovin' commode huggin' drunk

A common Southern expression to describe somebody who is Extremely Drunk.
Yeah, you should've seen Larry last night. Buddy, I want you to know, he was redneck lovin' commode huggin' drunk! He threw-up in the bathroom when we finally got him home.
by Shane56 August 15, 2021
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comodian

someone who is trying to be a comedian, but isn't funny
Karen attempted to entertain us with her humor and wit, but she ended up being a comodian.
by Papapichu February 5, 2007
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comode terrorist

someone who takes a massive dump thus having the appearence that one has nuked the toilet.
Boy Mrs. G sure ripped the restroom up, shes a comode terrorist. Yea a real toilet ripper!
by krysta s September 8, 2008
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Commodore

A number 1 selling family car with the engine technology that is so out dated, i dont know why we still have it.

The car is so 'heavy' that HSV can't understand why the car slides into the barriers under hard braking down at the track. Twin Turbos were banned due to the fact that the 5l v8 could not keep up with it.

People who drive them think their number 1 with their bodykits and aftermarket accessories, terrible sounding exahuse, subdoofers and highbeams and fog lamps swiched on at 12 o'clock midday.

A HSV runs a 400m time of 14.3secs and a 2.6L Twin Turbo import can run it at 12.8secs ...hmmmm...yes...so wats so good about the 6L v8???

Oh yeah number 1 aussie car...HA! GM is an American company. the VLs probley the only 1 with a good engine, which is made Japan.

Commodores SUCK!
DOOF DOOF DOOF!!! here we go again, a group of loosers pulling up in da sic commodore bro

Do a burn out!!! oh sic mate!
by Commodores Suck August 14, 2006
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Commodore

A mistake in mass production from Australia's General Motor's branch; Holden, for the previous 24 years.

All automobiles sporting the "Commodore" badge are;

- Poor in both quality and design.

- Over priced, and over rated.

- Over marketed.

- Extremely Basic.

- Cosmetically and mechanically appauling.

- Not worth pissing on.
"Dude, my $12k Japanese 2 litre turbo just destroyed your $70k 6 litre Commondore, how do you feel about that???"

"I have no originality. I also drive a Commodore."

"I have a small penis, i try to compinsate with my 6 litre V8 Commodore"

"I think I drive a sports car because I drive a 2 door Commodore"

"I spent as much money as my new luxury version Commondore as a new Luxury Mercedee's, because bogans will think I'm cool if i drive a Commodore."

"Commondore is to Bogan as water is to ocean."
by Glenjo June 25, 2006
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