cockline

a basic general mythical story made up by angry argumentative Canadians to gain attention during sessions of hard chat

'you guys don't know what cocklines are? gather around'

by asidjazz May 14, 2008

cocksiteosis

When that's all women talk about and want is cock.

person 1) Hey, she is all over my shit!
person 2) She must have the disease all women get!
person 1) WHAT!?#$
person 2) She must have the cocksiteosis!

by horsefly October 10, 2005

cockrider

Your mom when she rides her tight wet pussy on my hard throbbing cock all night long.

Johnny, your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Why??

Because she's a fucking slutty cockrider.

by bob April 25, 2003

Cockslave

Someone who is unreasonably persistant at defending a video games potential flaw, or a video game in general, even when all evidence is stacked against them.

E.g. getting smug and condescending when somebody criticises the update patterns of a game:

"Personally I've no objection at all to waiting and I just love surprises so I hope they don't tell us what's coming with future releases. :steamhappy:"

How it would be used in a sentence:
"Chicken is such a cockslave, why is he even defending that gameplay mechanic when he's only just started playing the game?"

by bighomiemood January 2, 2019

yukon rockslide

Having your leg caught in a bear trap while getting punched in the face to cum

I gave that bitch a Yukon rockslide. Wonder why she hasn't called back?...

by lordnahte2 February 28, 2018

The German Rockslide

If you jizz on a Girl's chest and kick her out of the bathroom back in the club !!

I just did my special finishingmove "The German Rockslide" with her !

by mahfakker August 8, 2012

Cockslayer

A term used for one who is unreliable, never on time, and never comes through with anything he or she may say. Always tells lies, sometimes may be annoying, and overall very biased. This can relflect any person that may have screwed you or someone else over.

Lucas: I can't believe she stood me up last night, why would she ever do that?
Casey: Dude I know right what a cockslayer.

Lucas: Of course, Alex says he was going to get us food for free, but as always he didn't come through.
Casey: I know dude he always finds a way to slay our cocks.

by Alleyoopskim9 November 24, 2011