Clever Missouri

Clever missouri: A hick filled town where you go to...clear your thots.

Carl: Stan just went to clever to clear his thots. Sure hope he is vaccinated!

Joe: yeah those thots out there are definitely infected!
Clever Missouri place full of bad thots

by Eatme2 May 16, 2020

Whenever's clever

Acknowledgment that someone can do what makes them happy; a rhyming replacement for"whatever floats your boat" or "you do you". Used when making plan without a set time.

Semi-commonly used in Western Michigan.

"Drinks are on me. What time do you want to head to the bar?"

"Whenever's clever."

by MayoIsTheDevil August 17, 2022

clever one

That one Bitch who won’t tell you their name no matter how many times you ask. They will try their best to avoid the question

Me: WHO IS U? Me: what’s your anonymous: u is u
Me: what’s your name? Clever one?

Anonymous: I’m the clever one

by Sinister.Angel1 November 20, 2017

Clever Little Suasage

When someone discovers or invents something amazing usually used in a cheeky, slightly derogatory way with a small twinge of jealousy

So you've just invented time travel. Well done you Clever Little Suasage

by mylilbitchboy October 5, 2020

google clever

The ability to answer all questions having consulted Google.

P - What does this mean?
D - <blah blah blah>
P - Wow, you're so Google Clever!

by dms787878 November 19, 2013

Steaming Clever

"A NEW TWIST ON THAT OLD FAVORITE; THE CLEVELAND STEAMER". During coitus, when u finger your own ass hole(and get that finger dirty fr) and then fishhook her

"I was fuckin her from behind and she said "fish hook me" and I gave er a steaming clever"-brah #1
"HAHA, U FUCKIN ANIMAL. I BET SHE SUCKED ON UR FINGER TOO!!PAAAHAHA"-brah #2
"SHE DID!"-brah #1
"Doesnt surprise me actually, I had heard she was into that"-brah #2

by 710ASSCONNOISSEURslm+thck4life June 14, 2018

Clever Leather

When your dick is too big to fit in your pants

Went to a Clever Leather's gig, and now I've got clever leather....

by Jizzard1663 January 31, 2018