chonche

To stay indoors all day

That guy is chonched all day.

by TheGuyThatDidThatThing February 19, 2015

couchella

Since we all have to stay home during lockdown, “Couchella” was made. It’s like the music festival “Coachella”, but instead of traveling, you stay home on your couch, hence the name, and probably binge Netflix.

Person 1: “Are you still going to Coachella?”
Person 2: “ I can’t because of lockdown, so I’m going to Couchella instead.”
Person 1: “Can I come?”

by TeslaPuggalotsX May 19, 2020

douche choochery

Showing signs of being both a douche and a chooch at the same time.

Brad was such a drunk assclown at the party he was given a writ of douche choochery by a group of his peers.

by Rob Snow December 9, 2008

Fucking Couche

Mixture of 'cunt' and 'douche', now commonly used to describe someone who stays in when everyone else is going out and does not even take part in the prelash. The word 'fucking' is then usually put before it for maximum effect.

'Dude, Gina isn't coming out tonight' 'What?! Gina is a fucking couche!'

by michallat November 8, 2011

Voulez-Vous Coucher Avec Moi

French expression, literally meaning "Do you want to sleep with me?"
An optional addition is "Ce soir" meaning "Tonight".

: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
: Ouai!

by Yasahiro August 31, 2009

couched

To be made a fool of, disrespected or more simply put owned.

You got couched son.

by Sam D. July 25, 2006

corner croucher

person who plays a FPS game like Call of Duty and resorts to crouching in a corner for long periods of time so that they can easily shoot anyone who passes by; also known as a camper

Watch out for the corner croucher behind the tank! He hasn't moved from that spot during the entire match.

by broken spirit January 26, 2009