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Competitive

A city, person, or company doesn't need to be competitive. Being yourself even if it doesn't attract, or even repels people, is at least not compromising who or what you are to attract or impress people.
I'd rather live in a city that hasn't sold it's soul to developers and the real estate market that grows slowly over a city that sold out to get everyone to move there. I'd rather work for a company that didn't sell itself to grow bigger over one that did but became profitable. I'd rather be me than you or somebody else, no matter who hates me for it. How can anyone like someone uber competitive who will become anyone or anything to win at all costs?
by Solid Mantis December 8, 2020
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doodoo chompers

Noun: the definition of someone who has brown stains on the front of their two front teeth.
boy- Winona has such gross doodoo chompers.
girl- Yes. She should stop chomping doodoo.
by Queen LaQueefa April 1, 2007
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Ironman Competition

A competition where 3 person teams compete to see who can finish a 30-Pack of Beer, eighth of weed, and a large pizza the fastest. The team that finishes first without puking is the champion.

Other variations of this competition include replacing pizza with other foods such as wings, hot dogs, or cheeseburgers.
hey bro, ironman competition tonight!

No way man, i yacked last time
by socollege December 7, 2009
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Gorilla Chomper

Someone who destroys bathrooms, leaves a terrible smell that lasts for hours. The kind of person who daily leaves streaks on the bowl. Usually exits the bathroom trying to hide the guilt on his face.
You will have to go across the street to use the bathroom, Andrew. The gorilla chomper was in there already what does he eat, wicker baskets?
by G.Michaels June 16, 2010
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makeout competition

When two people make out for a competition. Usually, girls go to one wing of the stage and boys go to the other. The girls line up in no particular order and the boys do too. When the bell rings, the first person in each line has to go onstage and make out for ten minutes. Sometimes total strangers have to make out. The best makeout-ers get a prize.
Harrison had always liked Charlotte. She was just so pretty. When he heard that Charlotte was going to join the makeout competition for Year 8 at his school, he decided to join too. He prayed each night that he would kiss Charlotte at the makeout competition.

When he arrived that Tuesday, there were many people. In the crowd he saw Janice. He had hated Janice for as long as he liked Charlotte. He prayed that it wouldn't be Janice.

In the waiting room, he waited in line. The bell rang. After ten minutes, the bell rang again. In the fourth pair, Harrison could see from the TV that it was Charlotte on stage, kissing Anthony. This made Harrison immediately sad. When he went out, he stopped in his tracks. It was Janice! Both of them groaned as they slowly approached.

Reluctantly, their lips touched. They started kissing, slow and dry, until Harrison decided to put his tongue in Janice's mouth. He shoved it in and they started heavily making out. Their tongues touched, licked, wrestled. Harrison felt some saliva enter his mouth. He decided to mix it up with his saliva and let it drool back into Janice's. Harrison, having hated her all the time, decided to make use of those ten minutes. He held Janice's head close to him and started licking her oral features. Janice did the same back to Harrison. Harrison and Janice stood there with tongues active and with each other's drool flowing down their chins. The bell finally rang. When they parted, a long spit bridge hung between them.
by Babies porn August 25, 2013
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Competent Individual

The only politically oppressed minority group still being discriminated against by corporate America.
Equal opportunity is for morons, liars, and thieves only. Never hire a competent Individual because next to them you will appear stupid. These people should never be allowed a job interview.
by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022
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Granola Chomper

Extreme liberal, green-freak, hippie-dippie from a place such as Berkeley. They move into your community and coat it in PC, making you want to move.
The granola chompers destroy their own cities then move in to new communities and destroy those.
by Connacht July 19, 2009
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