Choakey

An adjective stemming from the Big Island of Hawaii, used to describe something that is appealing, but can also have negative connotations. It can also be used to describe a state of mind.

"You have noooo idea Bradakai, me and Sunny Garcia were chillin after the Pipeline Pro smoking on some Choakey nugs"

"That party last night was soooooo Choakey, there were like twelve girls from the main land there!"

"When shit gets Choakey, crack a brew Bradakai":

by Noldstradamus February 27, 2010

Choke the Chicken

means to jerk off, wack the weisel, beat your meat, free the whales, or jack your johnson for example.

I walked in only to find Jim chokin the chicken in his room. Damnit Jim, why do you always have to choke the chicken.

by BenJammin484 February 26, 2007

choked

To perform poorly while being expected to perform well; usually in a sport or a game.

Man... if Brian chokes one more time, he's gonna get traded for sure.

The Canucks were leading 3-1, but then they choked... lost 3-5.

by Molari July 20, 2006

Choke Note

The note that is missed in rockband or guitar hero, right after star power is activated.

Person 1: Hey man, are you playing Beatles Rockband?

Person 2: Ya, but I'm hella pissed! I missed a note right after I activated star power, and only got 4 stars on the song.

Person 1: Dude that sucks, I friggen hate choke notes.

by Lctriguy69 November 23, 2009

I will choke you with your own asshole!!!

A threatening statement that is so profoundly impossible that it will both amuse, confuse and terrify its recipient.

If you make that annoying noise again, "I will choke you with your own asshole!!!"

by asshole choker March 26, 2010

Parrot-choke

When you choke a (fe)male until they start repeating shit you say.

Guy 1: So did you fuck her last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, I parrot-choked her an she started repeating everything I said, even my groans!

by Madorgavannah May 29, 2019

heccin chonker

Another term for a fat animal

person 1: “hey look it’s a heccin chonker!”
person 2: “wow he’s so fat”

by ThePersonWhoDefinedThisWord October 15, 2019