Not bona fide; a fluke; a charlatan.
Comes from ESPN's "Fantasy Focus" podcast where Nate "The Say Nay Kid" Ravitz and Matthew "Talented Mr. Roto" Berry play the game "Bona fide or Bonifacio?" In this game, they analyze whether a player has legitimate skills or is just on a lucky hot streak.
Comes from baseball player Emilio Bonifacio, who started off the 2009 season on fire but then faded into obscurity.
Comes from ESPN's "Fantasy Focus" podcast where Nate "The Say Nay Kid" Ravitz and Matthew "Talented Mr. Roto" Berry play the game "Bona fide or Bonifacio?" In this game, they analyze whether a player has legitimate skills or is just on a lucky hot streak.
Comes from baseball player Emilio Bonifacio, who started off the 2009 season on fire but then faded into obscurity.
Dad 1: "Little Johnny had a great first T-Ball game. He got two hits and made a nice play at second base."
Dad 2: "Get out of here. Your kid is totally bonifacio. My kid's team is going to shit all over his bitch-ass team's face next game. You just wait. Then next year when my kid gets to pitch, well haha, let's just say Johnny better not forget his facemask, because he'll be getting a little chin music if you know what I mean. YOUR ASS IS GOIN' DOWN!"
Dad 1: "It's T-Ball, dude, calm down."
Dad 2: "IN YO' FACE MR. BONIFACIO! OH YEAH!"
Dad 2: "Get out of here. Your kid is totally bonifacio. My kid's team is going to shit all over his bitch-ass team's face next game. You just wait. Then next year when my kid gets to pitch, well haha, let's just say Johnny better not forget his facemask, because he'll be getting a little chin music if you know what I mean. YOUR ASS IS GOIN' DOWN!"
Dad 1: "It's T-Ball, dude, calm down."
Dad 2: "IN YO' FACE MR. BONIFACIO! OH YEAH!"
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Get the boring mug.Typically a beta male AFC (average frustrated chump) who is usually a very boring, needy, possessive and jealous to his girlfriend. Kind of a nice guy.
This kind of man has very few qualities that women find attractive, and women usually stick around only until their options open up, when they opt for a more suitable alpha male.
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Jenny dumped her borefriend for that PUA dude.
John is the alpha dude who liberated Ayako from her borefriend.
John is the alpha dude who liberated Ayako from her borefriend.
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2. tr.v. (slang) a back-formation of bona fide, as if spelled "bonified".
3. tr.v. (intensive) to have sex with (used of a man); to bone.
2. tr.v. (slang) a back-formation of bona fide, as if spelled "bonified".
3. tr.v. (intensive) to have sex with (used of a man); to bone.
1. His weak bones were bonified by drinking milk.
2. People will think you're a bona fide idiot if you write "bonified".
3. He was bonifying some girl in the other room.
2. People will think you're a bona fide idiot if you write "bonified".
3. He was bonifying some girl in the other room.
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