Blizzard

When the male shakes his penis vigorously over his girlfriends face while he is cumming to create a blizzard like effect.

Yo man! I gave my girlfriend a blizzard last night in the back seat of the car and she had nothing to wipe it off with so she had to get out and wipe her face on the grass.

by Detroit What MOFO December 7, 2010

slizzard blizzard

A party in which everyone is completely wasted or so high its a blur. A blizzard of drunkenness.

Dude, that party was just not happenin' until i walked in with the bottles of Skyy and started a slizzard blizzard.

by sexyshe September 15, 2010

blizzard

1) The company who made such games like Starcraft, the Warcraft series, and Diablo series. Earlier games included the likes of The Lost Vikings.
1a) Your gods.
2) An ice storm

1. "Dude blizzard made a game!" "Must... buy... game..."
2. "Dude the blizzard killed your mom!" "Yay!"

by Sheath February 25, 2003

blizzerp

Blizerp, otherwise known as a blunt, is a cigar that is gutted and then re-stuffed with marijana/weed/pot.

Yo flizzle, spark the blizzerp, fo shizzerp.

by TK February 4, 2004

Blizzoned

(Adj.) The combination of being both blazed and stoned simultaneously when you're so incredibly high that just one term alone cannot explain your state of mind.

I got so blizzoned this afternoon I sucked a cambodian hooker's dick for a Big Gulp.

by crackpageant June 13, 2010

blizzard bags

An extreme case of blue balls

"Hey man my bitch left me with blizzard bags"

"Damn Casey, blizzard bags are the worst"

by T-Doll March 4, 2014

Blizzard in a butthole

It's where a bunch of guys masturbate over an asshole, and when they cum, all their fluids go in a butthole, giving the blizzard it's name.

Yo that girls such a hoe, I bet she'll enjoy a blizzard in a butthole!

by imhypershadow April 5, 2017