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Twink Blindness

The inability to recognize a familiar young gay man due to excessive attractiveness.
Guy 1: Whoa, check out that hot guy that just walked in.
Guy 2: That's Mark you idiot. We've worked with him for years.
Guy 1: Oh right. Damn twink blindness.
by The Real Comptroller June 2, 2015
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vag blindness

The blindness that occurs when you don't notice that the current girl you're hooking up with looks like your ex.

When you're so into the new vagene that you can't see the vag forest through the vag trees.
How do you not see that Sally looks exactly like Jennifer?!? You've got the vag blindness.
by Ahickeyyy June 21, 2016
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Comma Blindness

A bullshit excuse for not paying attention to the punctuation or context of a written message
me: "Take it to random, people"
Sean: "Which random people?"
Sean has comma blindness
by commablindness September 21, 2017
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Beard blindness

A disorder in which one is unable to recognize a beard on anyone other but their significant other. A phenomenon that is sweeping the nation at a rapid pace, and affects one's ability to judge one's facial characteristics. Research has been on going and funding is needed. Please support it if you can.
"What the hell, Connor has a beard, I've never noticed."
"Damn you must have Beard blindness."
by meep12345678910 October 17, 2019
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Blinglish

Economic language used to 'oversimplify' the complexities of the Global credit crisis in plain terms within New Zealand and Australia.
"Crikey the recession's over" said Blinglish.
by BDB inc October 28, 2009
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Beingness

A bracket of relationship status

It is when you have never been in a relationship due to lack of opportunity or emotional or physical maturity.
Sarah is only 9 so she's not single she's being
She is at a stage of beingness
by Aringa May 7, 2020
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bingles

we all love our favourite boy bingles
by brother x2 May 16, 2021
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