Lard Blimp

1. Object or person that consumes large amounts of fattening products, making them so very large resembling a blimp.

2. Blimp that carries lard.

3. Michael Moore

"Daddy, look! It's the lard blimp!"
"No son, that's just Michael Moore."

by Agressor May 17, 2006

Blim Hole

When youre smoking a joint of hash or a cocktail joint, its when the small peices of hot hash fall on your clothes and burn a hole through them.

Me: Shit!
Corey: what?
Me: I just got a blim hole in my new hoody!
Corey: Oo shit man!
Me: I fucking hate hash!

by Taska Babee February 18, 2009

Blimp Sex

Verb: Sexual intercourse with a flying vehicle filled with a lighter than air gas. (zeppelins, dirigibles, and of course blimps)

Jonathan loved his blimp, Humphrey. He wanted take the next step and engage in blimp sex with his beloved.

by blimp humper December 10, 2012

Blimey

Blimey is a short word of "blind me" or "oh dear" It's used when something goes wrong, etc.

Blimey! The Dog Died.

by SpiffyFire July 18, 2004

blimpy

Fat or overweight or plump, especially in reference to a fat chick or big tits.

Look at that girl in the low cut top by the bar. She's rather blimpy, with those big jugs spilling out everywhere.

by PMax March 15, 2008

blimpkin

the exact same act as a blumpkin, except with full service...ie. a rimjob is given after the initial blowjob and defecation is complete.

by jon September 16, 2003

blimey o'reilly

this is an Irish expression of disbelief and shock. maybe Blimey O'Reilly was a famous Irish bloke who had extravagently big trousers. we may never know the truth. the fact is that a) its Irish and b) its Irish. I rest my case.

as in "Blimey O'Reilly's trousers"

by xxlurvexofxyourxlifexx December 25, 2006