Blocked Cool Math Games

Depression for all kids.

"My dude have you heard that cool math games is blocked"

"No way they Blocked Cool Math Games!?!?!?"

by Your Real Name 007 March 15, 2019

cock blocked

Preventing a fellow male from tapping ass when hes going down the stretch. A man can cock block inadvertently but it is often done out of jealousy or asshole-ism.

"That loser couldn't get a chick for himself so he decided to hang around like a third wheel and cock blocked me instead."

by rick_james_bitch September 28, 2005

Cock Blocked by Steve Jobs

When you try to talk to a girl and she puts in her ipod ear buds.

dude, I was totally gonna talk to this girl but I got cock blocked by steve Jobs!

by carleoj79 January 11, 2011

Bricked Up

When you can't take a shit because you don't have enough fiber in your diet

bruh i'm bricked up, i need some wheat bread

by bricom April 2, 2022

Text Blocked

The process of getting blocked from some action with your girlfriend or boyfriend by a text sent to that person by a friend, family, etc.

Guy&Girl: *making out*

Girl: Opps I got a text, gimme a minute to reply.

Guy: *sighs*
Guy: *Whispers to himself* Dang, that guy/girl just Text Blocked me.

by Oooboii July 31, 2010

blicker

the flash you see when a gun pops

when deez gunz blicker ayebody gon duck for cover

by dat_boy_j August 12, 2005

Blacked out Phill

A Molotov cocktail , not a being but a concentrated expression of energy. Unpredictable with absolutely no regard or reason. Loved or Hated. Is not loyal or controllable.

Who invited Blacked Out Phill?

by B.O.P. January 18, 2007