window blankets

It's a word to define curtains

"I see you have your windows boarded up,"
"Yeah I have the glass just not the window blankets."
"You mean curtains.?"
"Yeah those."

by Stacey fern July 14, 2014

Blanket Lifter

A 'Blanket Lifter', is the term given to the fiercely powerful fart in bed that has the power to raise aloft the bed sheets much to the disdain of the partner laying akin.

What the fuck did you do that for?? You scared me AND the dog (Which shot clean off the bed and into the hall yelping!!!) Next time you need a blanket lifter go to the fucking toilet you dirty bastard, you nearly had my eye out!

by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020

blanket bomb

Farting under the sheet and then wafting it with the sheets in the direction of your significant other.

I gave Jane the worst blanket bomb last night.

by dusto_magnifico October 1, 2008

Veiny Blanket

The act of stretching out your scrotum and covering someones face with it.

He was sleeping like an angel, until his roommate brought a veiny blanket down on his face.

by air vanilla November 19, 2010

blanket confusion

The confusion one feels when trying to figure out whether to keep his/her blankets on or off. Typically experienced in the winter and summer seasons.

Joe: Last night sucked man. Blanket confusion kept me up for so long...
Matt: Sucks to suck!

by gtg01 March 25, 2012

Blanket Hogger

Someone who doesn't like to share the blanket. Rolling themselves up like they were wrapped in a cocoon, leaving you blanket-less and shivering.

You are such a blanket hogger.

by bellagio February 13, 2013

Blanket Whore

A blanket whore is someone who insists on having more than half the bed covers when they should be shared evenly. Also derived from the blanket whore; Pillow whore, someone who will make sure they have the majority of the pillows when getting into bed with their partner.

1. Shanon was such a blanket whore that it only took 15 minutes before Ben had no sheets on his side of the bed. 2. There are 6 pillows but Ben is being a pillow whore and will only let Shanon use 2 of them!

by Bs914570Sc September 15, 2009