Bates

Bates: when more than 4 inches of one's ass crack is showing

Rocky: pull your pants up your Bates is showing!!

Zach: I can't spread mulch and cover my Bates at the same time

by Taintbanger December 23, 2016

Batesy

Used to discribe out a chav, scally or general lout

"Look at Batesy over then swigin' a stella in his Nova"

or When you see a scally you can just shout "BATESY"

by MWrench November 12, 2007

Bates

When an older guy tries to pull girls out of a strip club for a sexual or basic relationship.

Friend 1:
So I met this stripper after she got off and drove her home last night.

Friend 2: You mean you pulled a Bates

by The Catt November 28, 2011

Bated

Short term used for masterbation. Most women say its demeaning to masterbate but they secretly do it behind everyone's back quite literally.

Kristi: I saw this picture on myspace of Brad Arnold and I totally bated to it.

by munkeyman226 November 2, 2008

batesy

1. Someone who is simular to a "Bates".
2. A Projector.
3. A person commonly mistaken for a female.

1. "Hey do you know old man Batsey the roofer?"
2. "Bates your such a projector"
2. "Are you a woman Batesy?"

by Duran Duran April 25, 2006

The Bates

having a girl sit on your lap shitting between your legs while having sex with you while you are shitting as well.

"dude, the bates i had last night was the worse of my life. long story short, big mess."

by swervin November 2, 2009

David Bates

A wacky conductor with epic facial expressions. Has an amazing girl range, can go higher then sopranos and lower than the base. He makes everyone lol and is so embarrassing. He has worse floppy hair than Hugh Gant.

Person A: 'OMG!!!! He has a very high voice'
Person L: 'Does he have floppy hair?'
Person A: 'Yhh he makes everyone lol so bad'
Person L: 'Hes a David Bates'

by John Smith233 October 9, 2011